Women say the funniest things sometimes!!!

**TheAnimal93** · 08-10-2005, 12:55 AM

"BBQ Platypus" wrote:

"TheAnimal93" wrote:

"DemonicViking" wrote:

Oh yeah, I saw that guy with the cheese hat, what the heck was he doing at a bears/dolphins game? Unless he was really a bear fan.

Exactly what I was thinking. A Bearsfan disguised as a Pack fan. I don't know which would be worse. He was looking for stray goats that escaped from his barn.

Or perhaps he is actually a Packer fan disguised as a Bears fan disguised as a Packer fan. The goats were mad at him so he thought he would go out in public in the ridiculous disguise of a person in a ridiculous disguise so he could get some attention from at least SOMEONE...or some goat. :lol:

:lol:
I dont think there are a lot of goats in Ohio. I think some guy in a pack #4 jersey came in and bought all of them several years ago. Maybe he was looking for some alpackas!!!!!! :lol:

**NordicNed** · 08-10-2005, 01:20 AM

Animal,

My wife is from the philippines, and she really took a liking to American footballl......

A Few years back, all I heard her say during the Vikings Games was, How come that Culp., doesn't get rid of the ball quicker....How come he always drops it?...

Thought this would be a good laugh, now adays.....But it hurt alot back them...LOL...

**TheAnimal93** · 08-10-2005, 01:25 AM

Yea Ned,
It's funny now but I bet you wanted to give her one of your dirty looks.
Or did. And then she probably got up and fixed you a sammich or got you a beer.
:lol:
But she really spoke the truth. Yikes. Thank God we dont have to endure that anymore.

**cajunvike** · 08-10-2005, 02:19 AM

"TheAnimal93" wrote:

"BBQ Platypus" wrote:

"TheAnimal93" wrote:

"DemonicViking" wrote:

Oh yeah, I saw that guy with the cheese hat, what the heck was he doing at a bears/dolphins game? Unless he was really a bear fan.

Exactly what I was thinking. A Bearsfan disguised as a Pack fan. I don't know which would be worse. He was looking for stray goats that escaped from his barn.

Or perhaps he is actually a Packer fan disguised as a Bears fan disguised as a Packer fan. The goats were mad at him so he thought he would go out in public in the ridiculous disguise of a person in a ridiculous disguise so he could get some attention from at least SOMEONE...or some goat. :lol:

:lol:
I dont think there are a lot of goats in Ohio. I think some guy in a pack #4 jersey came in and bought all of them several years ago. Maybe he was looking for some alpackas!!!!!! :lol:

Except the Packers fan referred to them as "I'll pack em's"! :shock: :lol:

**TheAnimal93** · 08-10-2005, 02:50 AM

LMAO Cajun,
that is what I was trying to imply. I think that all the other farmver animals are all used up.
:lol:

6-KINGS · 08-10-2005, 03:26 AM

According to "The Book Of 6-KINGS"
Being a newman fan is a mortal sin
6-KINGS Chapter 1 verse 9-12

"And HE did look out and see, a tribe of sodomites dwelling in the land of Con-Sin
Upon their heads HE did place a mark. The mark of hardened fermented milk.
And they were a blight upon the land."
Unto themselves they did breed. And they did engage in and lay with the animals of the fields."

**LuckyVike** · 08-10-2005, 03:34 AM

"6-KINGS" wrote:

According to "The Book Of 6-KINGS"
Being a newman fan is a mortal sin
6-KINGS Chapter 1 verse 9-12

"And HE did look out and see, a tribe of sodomites dwelling in the land of Con-Sin
Upon their heads HE did place a mark. The mark of hardened fermented milk.
And they were a blight upon the land."
Unto themselves they did breed. And they did engage in and lay with the animals of the fields."

Is there a version of The Book Of 6-KINGS I can by in which I understand what he's saying?

Space Coyote · 08-10-2005, 03:50 AM

Prophet · 08-10-2005, 01:09 PM

Space C, man, that is funny!

**Ltrey33** · 08-10-2005, 02:10 PM

"Vikes2611" wrote:

"6-KINGS" wrote:

According to "The Book Of 6-KINGS"
Being a newman fan is a mortal sin
6-KINGS Chapter 1 verse 9-12

"And HE did look out and see, a tribe of sodomites dwelling in the land of Con-Sin
Upon their heads HE did place a mark. The mark of hardened fermented milk.
And they were a blight upon the land."
Unto themselves they did breed. And they did engage in and lay with the animals of the fields."

Is there a version of The Book Of 6-KINGS I can by in which I understand what he's saying?

Translation:

And HE did look out and see, a tribe of sodomites dwelling in the land of Con-Sin (Homosexuals in Wisoconsin)
Upon their heads HE did place a mark. The mark of hardened fermented milk. (Cheeseheads, hardened fermented milk is cheese)
And they were a blight upon the land." (They were a disease to the land)
Unto themselves they did breed. And they did engage in and lay with the animals of the fields (They are inbred, and sleep with farm animals)

I know that olde English, King James speak can get confusing, lol.

KINGS, you're the man.