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    Whoopie Goldberg sues the Packers!!!!

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    In a suprise move, actress/comedienne Whoopie Goldberg has filed suit in the Wisconsin Supreme court for the theft and misuse of her hair. Specifically, Green Bay Packer Cornerback Al Harris has been named in the suit as the primary offender.

    Ms. Goldberg refused to be interviewed, but acording to a close associate, was shocked and dismayed to wake up one Sunday morning and find her hair missing. After an exhaustive search, she happened to be walking past a television set which had the Green Bay Packer game on and spotted her hair...on the field.

    "Whoopie was stunned. All she could do was stammer and point. Finally, she let out a blood chilling shriek and screamed, "MY HAIR!!!! That bastard stole my HAIR!!!"."

    Repeated attempts by Goldberg to regain her hair failed to return her prized possession to her. According to insiders, Goldberg offered money but was laughed at. She then offered sexual favors, but was told that "Harris doesn't swing that way".

    In a bizarre twist, a second suit was filed simultaneously charging Harris with a second hair theft. It seems that Al Harris, when originally acquired, was illegally in possession of the hair of former child actor, Buckwheat.

    Mr. Wheat was reported to have said, "Stealin' ma hair...dat's not o-tay!!!".

    Harris and the Packers were unavailable for comment.

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    Whoopie Goldberg sues the Packers!!!!

    LMAO! isn't he purdy?

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    Whoopie Goldberg sues the Packers!!!!

    she is suing becuz he has dreadlocks? why didnt she sue ricky williams?

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    Whoopie Goldberg sues the Packers!!!!

    Ricky cut his dreads I believe, and grew a beard... freaky.

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    Whoopie Goldberg sues the Packers!!!!

    yah he did.. but if she was lookin to sue someone over dreadlocks.. i woulda went after someone who makes some straight cash homie!

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    Whoopie Goldberg sues the Packers!!!!

    Might want to be careful with those "Buckwheat" references. As I recall, someone (can't remember who) was allegedly offended by being called that not too long ago....
    Have you ever seen a race of turtles, and they all go the wrong way instead of towards the finish line?

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    Whoopie Goldberg sues the Packers!!!!

    this is bunk.. u cant sue someone over a hairstyle

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    Whoopie Goldberg sues the Packers!!!!

    Sarcasm is a powerful weapon.

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    Whoopie Goldberg sues the Packers!!!!

    yah i was thinking it was sarcasm.. or the person who made the rumor was fuckin stupid

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