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    What does your daddy do?

    Little David is in the 5th grade. Yesterday morning

    when the teacher asked the children what their fathers

    did for a living. All the typical answers came up;

    fireman, policeman, salesman, etc.



    The teacher noticed that little David was being

    uncharacteristically quiet and so she asked him about

    his father.



    "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes

    off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes,

    if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley

    with some guy and do it with him for money."



    The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement,

    hurriedly set the other children to work on some

    coloring, and took little

    David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about

    your father?"



    "No," said David, "He plays for the Green Bay Packers, but

    I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the

    other kids."
    Even babies know the difference.

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    Re: What does your daddy do?

    :lol: that's some funny stuff Kramer, i've heard that one before but it's still funny, thanks for the laugh on my lunch break

    Thanks Josdin

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    Re: What does your daddy do?

    "mnvikes61" wrote:
    :lol: that's some funny stuff Kramer, i've heard that one before but it's still funny, thanks for the laugh on my lunch break
    Lunch?

    Work nights in 'Burque huh?
    Even babies know the difference.

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    Re: What does your daddy do?

    that is a burn. well done.
    We're bringing purple back.

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    Re: What does your daddy do?

    *Reports kramer9guy to child prtection agency for child abuse. Obviously the child was drugged. What else could explain the smile?! It's gonna be a GREAT weekend! 38-31 packers
    Early in life, I had to choose between honest arrogance and hypocritical humility. I chose honest arrogance and have seen no occasions to change.

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    Re: What does your daddy do?

    "viqueenhunter" wrote:
    *Reports kramer9guy to child prtection agency for child abuse. Obviously the child was drugged. What else could explain the smile?! It's gonna be a GREAT weekend! 38-31 packers
    thanks for your thoughts hunter even though we could care less, leave and go back to your sheep

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