What does your daddy do?

**kramer9guy** · 10-20-2005, 03:47 AM

Little David is in the 5th grade. Yesterday morning

when the teacher asked the children what their fathers

did for a living. All the typical answers came up;

fireman, policeman, salesman, etc.

The teacher noticed that little David was being

uncharacteristically quiet and so she asked him about

his father.

"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes

off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes,

if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley

with some guy and do it with him for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement,

hurriedly set the other children to work on some

coloring, and took little

David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about

your father?"

"No," said David, "He plays for the Green Bay Packers, but

I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the

other kids."

**mnvikes61** · 10-20-2005, 03:50 AM

:lol: that's some funny stuff Kramer, i've heard that one before but it's still funny, thanks for the laugh on my lunch break

**kramer9guy** · 10-20-2005, 03:54 AM

"mnvikes61" wrote:

:lol: that's some funny stuff Kramer, i've heard that one before but it's still funny, thanks for the laugh on my lunch break

Lunch?

Work nights in 'Burque huh?

**gregair13** · 10-20-2005, 05:49 AM

that is a burn. well done.

**viqueenhunter** · 10-21-2005, 05:24 AM

*Reports kramer9guy to child prtection agency for child abuse. Obviously the child was drugged. What else could explain the smile?! It's gonna be a GREAT weekend! 38-31 packers

**natethegreat** · 10-21-2005, 05:37 AM

"viqueenhunter" wrote:

*Reports kramer9guy to child prtection agency for child abuse. Obviously the child was drugged. What else could explain the smile?! It's gonna be a GREAT weekend! 38-31 packers

thanks for your thoughts hunter even though we could care less, leave and go back to your sheep