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    Typical Packer Fans

    HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE TWO DUCK HUNTERS FROM WISCONSIN?
    ABSOLUTELY A TRUE STORY HEARD ON A WISCONSIN RADIO STATION REPORTING ON THE INCIDENT.

    A guy buys a new Lincoln Navigator for $42,500.00 (with monthly
    payments of $560.00.) He and a friend go duck hunting in upper
    Wisconsin. It's mid-winter; and of course all of the lakes are
    frozen.
    These two guys go out on the ice with their GUNS, a DOG, and of
    course the new NAVIGATOR.

    They decide they want to make a natural looking open water area
    for the ducks to focus on, something for the decoys to float on.

    Now making a hole in the ice large enough to invite a passing
    duck, is going to take a little more power than the average drill auger
    can produce.

    So, out of the back of the new Navigator comes a stick of
    dynamite
    with a short 40 second-fuse. Now our two Rocket Scientists, afraid
    they might slip on the ice while trying to run away after lighting the
    fuse (and becoming toast, along with the Navigator), decide on the
    following course of action: they light the 40 second fuse; then, with
    a mighty thrust, they throw the stick of dynamite as far away as
    possible.

    Remember a couple of paragraphs back when I mentioned the
    NAVIGATOR, the GUNS, and the DOG....???

    Let's talk about the dog: A highly trained Black Lab used for
    RETRIEVING; especially things thrown by the owner. You guessed
    it: the dog takes off across the ice at a high rate of speed and grabs the
    stick of dynamite, with the burning 40-second fuse, just as it hits
    the ice.

    The two men swallow, blink, start waving their arms and, with veins in
    their necks swelling to resemble stalks of rhubarb, scream and holler
    at the dog to stop. The dog, now apparently cheered on by his master,
    keeps coming.

    One hunter panics, grabs the shotgun and shoots the dog. The shotgun
    is loaded with #8 bird shot, hardly big enough to stop a Black Lab.
    The dog stops for a moment, slightly confused, then continues on.
    Another shot, and this time the dog, still standing, becomes really
    confused and of course terrified, thinks these two geniuses have gone
    insane The dog takes off to find cover, UNDER the brand new Navigator.
    The men continue to scream as they run. The red hot exhaust pipe on
    the truck touches the dog's rear end, he yelps, drops the dynamite
    under the truck and takes off after his master.

    Then " "" "" "" "" " BOOOOOOOOOOOOM "" "" "" "" "" ! ! !

    The truck is blown to bits and sinks to the bottom of the lake,
    leaving the two idiots standing there with "I can't believe this just
    happened" looks on their faces.

    The insurance company says that sinking a vehicle in a lake by illegal
    use of explosives is NOT COVERED by the policy. And he still had yet
    to make the first of those $560.00 a month payments.

    The dog is okay. . .doing fine.

    And you thought Rednecks only lived in the South...
    Green Bay police station toilet stolen.

    Cops say they have nothing to go on.

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    Re: Typical Packer Fans

    HA! stupid rednecks
    Luckely the dogs fine, i can't stand when dogs or animals are the victim of stupid actions by these stupid a holes retards
    Rosie O'Donnell is a dude!

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    Re: Typical Packer Fans

    WHahahahahahahaha!


    Seriously, who takes a luxury SUV hunting? For that matter, who takes dynamite hunting? This is a story that I could come back and read again and again. The only unfortunate thing is that it was a Navigator instead of a Hummer. Hope this a-hole likes riding a bike!
    ;D

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    Re: Typical Packer Fans

    What kind of idiot takes a brand new vehicle hunting.
    We always take the truck that doesn't have room for any more dents.
    I guess those would be real packer fans.

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    Re: Typical Packer Fans

    Oh my gosh that is the funniest thing I've ever read! lol

    I get the most pissed off looks from people with my VKG 4 LFE Wisconsin license plate, and I LOVE IT!!

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    Re: Typical Packer Fans

    for packer fans lol

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzmM4D4OxNA

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    Re: Typical Packer Fans

    DUUUHHHH We're from Minnesota and we're kinda slooooow. . . .
    you guys must be really jealous of Green Bay making up all these forums about the Pack. . .
    Im flattered that you guys would go out of ur way to make sure we are always brought up! GOOOO VIKEQUEENS! lol YOU SUCK!

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    Re: Typical Packer Fans

    "ajhawk50" wrote:
    DUUUHHHH We're from Minnesota and we're kinda slooooow. . . .
    you guys must be really jealous of Green Bay making up all these forums about the Pack. . .
    Im flattered that you guys would go out of ur way to make sure we are always brought up! GOOOO VIKEQUEENS! lol YOU SUCK!
    Thank you for making my day telling me that I suck as much as I do.

    Thanks to PPE for the sig.

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    Re: Typical Packer Fans

    no problem, msg back when ur team
    wins a meaningful game

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    Re: Typical Packer Fans

    How quickly you went away.

    Please comeback and tell me how great Favre is, and how many more dynasties the Puckers are going to build around him.

    Thanks to PPE for the sig.

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