Thread: Typical Packer Fans

HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE TWO DUCK HUNTERS FROM WISCONSIN?
ABSOLUTELY A TRUE STORY HEARD ON A WISCONSIN RADIO STATION REPORTING ON THE INCIDENT.

A guy buys a new Lincoln Navigator for $42,500.00 (with monthly
payments of $560.00.) He and a friend go duck hunting in upper
Wisconsin. It's mid-winter; and of course all of the lakes are
frozen.
These two guys go out on the ice with their GUNS, a DOG, and of
course the new NAVIGATOR.

They decide they want to make a natural looking open water area
for the ducks to focus on, something for the decoys to float on.

Now making a hole in the ice large enough to invite a passing
duck, is going to take a little more power than the average drill auger
can produce.

So, out of the back of the new Navigator comes a stick of
dynamite
with a short 40 second-fuse. Now our two Rocket Scientists, afraid
they might slip on the ice while trying to run away after lighting the
fuse (and becoming toast, along with the Navigator), decide on the
following course of action: they light the 40 second fuse; then, with
a mighty thrust, they throw the stick of dynamite as far away as
possible.

Remember a couple of paragraphs back when I mentioned the
NAVIGATOR, the GUNS, and the DOG....???

Let's talk about the dog: A highly trained Black Lab used for
RETRIEVING; especially things thrown by the owner. You guessed
it: the dog takes off across the ice at a high rate of speed and grabs the
stick of dynamite, with the burning 40-second fuse, just as it hits
the ice.

The two men swallow, blink, start waving their arms and, with veins in
their necks swelling to resemble stalks of rhubarb, scream and holler
at the dog to stop. The dog, now apparently cheered on by his master,
keeps coming.

One hunter panics, grabs the shotgun and shoots the dog. The shotgun
is loaded with #8 bird shot, hardly big enough to stop a Black Lab.
The dog stops for a moment, slightly confused, then continues on.
Another shot, and this time the dog, still standing, becomes really
confused and of course terrified, thinks these two geniuses have gone
insane The dog takes off to find cover, UNDER the brand new Navigator.
The men continue to scream as they run. The red hot exhaust pipe on
the truck touches the dog's rear end, he yelps, drops the dynamite
under the truck and takes off after his master.

Then " "" "" "" "" " BOOOOOOOOOOOOM "" "" "" "" "" ! ! !

The truck is blown to bits and sinks to the bottom of the lake,
leaving the two idiots standing there with "I can't believe this just
happened" looks on their faces.

The insurance company says that sinking a vehicle in a lake by illegal
use of explosives is NOT COVERED by the policy. And he still had yet
to make the first of those $560.00 a month payments.

The dog is okay. . .doing fine.

And you thought Rednecks only lived in the South...

HA! stupid rednecks
Luckely the dogs fine, i can't stand when dogs or animals are the victim of stupid actions by these stupid a holes retards

WHahahahahahahaha!


Seriously, who takes a luxury SUV hunting? For that matter, who takes dynamite hunting? This is a story that I could come back and read again and again. The only unfortunate thing is that it was a Navigator instead of a Hummer. Hope this a-hole likes riding a bike!
;D

What kind of idiot takes a brand new vehicle hunting.
We always take the truck that doesn't have room for any more dents.
I guess those would be real packer fans.

Oh my gosh that is the funniest thing I've ever read! lol

for packer fans lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzmM4D4OxNA

DUUUHHHH We're from Minnesota and we're kinda slooooow. . . .
you guys must be really jealous of Green Bay making up all these forums about the Pack. . .
Im flattered that you guys would go out of ur way to make sure we are always brought up! GOOOO VIKEQUEENS! lol YOU SUCK!

"ajhawk50" wrote:

DUUUHHHH We're from Minnesota and we're kinda slooooow. . . .
you guys must be really jealous of Green Bay making up all these forums about the Pack. . .
Im flattered that you guys would go out of ur way to make sure we are always brought up! GOOOO VIKEQUEENS! lol YOU SUCK!

Thank you for making my day telling me that I suck as much as I do.

no problem, msg back when ur team
wins a meaningful game

How quickly you went away.

Please comeback and tell me how great Favre is, and how many more dynasties the Puckers are going to build around him.