Thread: They start 'em young

Proof they start the brainwashing early in Green Bay. Perhaps its the result of defective genes. We may never know what turns homo sapiens into raving, stark mad neaderathals.

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From: Gabby
Date: Mon, 27 Jun 2005 20:27:55 -0700
To: "Purplepride.org" <[email protected]>
Subject: Purplepride.org Feedback

Purplepride.org Feedback

Sender's Name: Gabby
Sender's Email: [email protected]
Message: The Vikings suck so much its not even funny. Culpeper or how ever you spell his stupid name , man get a new face mask, and oh how many times have you guys won the championship not once you man sucking purple quers. You know Purple is the gay color.( Just thought you might want to know.) And you might say oh well we beat you guys in the Playoffs well that doesn't change a thing thats like saying the packers have beaten the Vikings 50 times but lose in a stupid wild card game that doesn't change a thing packers are still better. Abd your jokes suck too my little sister could have come up witha better one man you guys suck. And name a trophy that is named after one of your coaches. I might only be 12 but i'm not afraid to tell you that you guys suck reply

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Posted by IP: 68.15.84.105

My response back:

When you get pubes let me know. Your brain can't be far behind at that point.

Actually, purple is the color of royalty historically. However royalty is so far removed from this fan base that the closest they'll get is a royal swirlie in the high school toilets.

A little of this never hurts:

or the short school bus:

Bet that she's knocked up by her older high-school dropout brother by the time she's 14!!!

LMAO. Gabby should have maybe used spell check before sending that email. Or maybe those words were hidden under the white out from previous editing on that computer.

Wow. That is an English teacher's worst nightmare.

Purple is the color of royalty, green is the color of shit after you eat too much Taco Bell!

When Johnnie Carson once said "May your only sister get pregnant at a hyena happy hour!", he was talking about this girl...

I like the way she said that us beating the Pack in the playoffs doesn't mean that we are better. LOL, too funny! A bimbo in the making.

That made me think of a great Packer joke:

A Packer fan and his wife are on their honeymoon, when suddenly the man runs out of the house. He gets back to his dads house, his dad asks him "son, what are you doing here, your supposed to be on your honeymoon?" The son replied, "everything was going great dad, then when we were about to make love, she told me she was a virgin!" The father stood up and poked out his chest and stated, "you did the right thing leaving son, if she isn't good enough for her own family, she sure isn't good enough for ours!"

your response back was really funny.

"bryonfos" wrote:

That made me think of a great Packer joke:

A Packer fan and his wife are on their honeymoon, when suddenly the man runs out of the house. He gets back to his dads house, his dad asks him "son, what are you doing here, your supposed to be on your honeymoon?" The son replied, "everything was going great dad, then when we were about to make love, she told me she was a virgin!" The father stood up and poked out his chest and stated, "you did the right thing leaving son, if she isn't good enough for her own family, she sure isn't good enough for ours!"

thats effin sweet. :lol: