"you did the right thing leaving son, if she isn't good enough for her own family, she sure isn't good enough for ours!"
All that means is the virgin was a Vikings fan. I mean, not being good enough for her own family and all...that would seem to indicate that she was a Vikings fan. We all know you people from Minnesota like to keep it in the family.
This isn't even mentioning the amount of mentally defective individuals you have in your state. The Vikings are the only team I've ever seen with a challenged section. It's not that you're being kind to the mentally challenged, it's just that with the amount of them walking amongst the general population, it was bound to happen eventually. Odds and percentages and all. Stuff you guys wouldn't understand. Too many numbers.
Speaking of numbers, our number today is "5.5". That's how many games back your precious Viqueens are from the division lead. Considering you have 6 left, I think that would tend to mean you have some work to do.
By the way, who is your QB these days? I've lost track. I guess it isn't hard to lose track when it's a constant carousel of no name lame duck quarterbacks.
Hopefully you guys will get your one good player back and finally start to get back to winning every three to four weeks. I wish you luck.
Enjoy watching the Packers in the playoffs. I'm sure it'll be quite a sight from your couch. As 'The Player' would say, "Getcha popcorn ready"