Thread: a short series: Lesson number 3
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07-17-2004, 02:02 AM #1
a short series: Lesson number 3
The Coach, a coordinator and a player were about to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you just one." "Me first! Me first!" says the coordinator. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Poof! he's gone. In astonishment, "Me next! Me next!" says the player. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of pina coladas and the love of my life." Poof! He's gone. "OK, you're up," the Genie says to the coach.
The coach says, "I want those two back on the practice field after lunch."
Moral of the story:
Always let your coach have the first say.Yesterday is History
Tomorrow a Mystery
TODAY is a GIFT that is why WE
call it the "PRESENT"
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07-17-2004, 05:32 AM #2
Re: a short series: Lesson number 3
"casper" wrote:
Yet another good moral by casper. Where exactly are you finding these morals? :scratch: They are great though. :thumbleft:The Coach, a coordinator and a player were about to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you just one." "Me first! Me first!" says the coordinator. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Poof! he's gone. In astonishment, "Me next! Me next!" says the player. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of pina coladas and the love of my life." Poof! He's gone. "OK, you're up," the Genie says to the coach.
The coach says, "I want those two back on the practice field after lunch."
Moral of the story:
Always let your coach have the first say.Hupo oe ke kau ana i ka waiupa a ma kou pa o & Hupo na Po o waiupa a

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07-17-2004, 08:02 AM #3
a short series: Lesson number 3
I still like the last one better...keep em coming.

"24 mil under the cap? there are teams 30 mil over the cap, heck that gives us at least 50 mil to spend"
CollegeGuyJeff circa 2006
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07-17-2004, 10:40 AM #4
a short series: Lesson number 3
That was pretty good!! Ah the power of the coach!!

I get the most pissed off looks from people with my VKG 4 LFE Wisconsin license plate, and I LOVE IT!!
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