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    a short series: Lesson number 3

    The Coach, a coordinator and a player were about to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you just one." "Me first! Me first!" says the coordinator. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Poof! he's gone. In astonishment, "Me next! Me next!" says the player. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of pina coladas and the love of my life." Poof! He's gone. "OK, you're up," the Genie says to the coach.
    The coach says, "I want those two back on the practice field after lunch."

    Moral of the story:
    Always let your coach have the first say.
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    Re: a short series: Lesson number 3

    "casper" wrote:
    The Coach, a coordinator and a player were about to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you just one." "Me first! Me first!" says the coordinator. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Poof! he's gone. In astonishment, "Me next! Me next!" says the player. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of pina coladas and the love of my life." Poof! He's gone. "OK, you're up," the Genie says to the coach.
    The coach says, "I want those two back on the practice field after lunch."

    Moral of the story:
    Always let your coach have the first say.
    Yet another good moral by casper. Where exactly are you finding these morals? :scratch: They are great though. :thumbleft:
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    a short series: Lesson number 3

    I still like the last one better...keep em coming.



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    a short series: Lesson number 3

    That was pretty good!! Ah the power of the coach!!

    I get the most pissed off looks from people with my VKG 4 LFE Wisconsin license plate, and I LOVE IT!!

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