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    short series: Lesson Number 2

    A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

    Moral of the story:
    Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy; Not everyone who
    gets you out of shit is your friend; and When you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut.

    chesse heads this board is all about fun with great a collection of fans from all over the NFL, as your team has another bad season, just think of the moral of this story, :scratch: maybe these lessons are too hard for the milk benders to understand?

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    hawaiianvike21 is offline Team Alumni
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    short series: Lesson Number 2

    Roflmfao!!!!!!
    Hupo oe ke kau ana i ka waiupa a ma kou pa o & Hupo na Po o waiupa a


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    short series: Lesson Number 2

    Hey Casper..you are the coolest. :lol: :evil: :lol: :rabbit: :rr: :salute: :silent: :shaking: :scratch: :santa: :tongue: :thumbleft: :thumbright: :cheers: :twisted: 8) :? :?: :blackeye: :sunny: :study: :bootyshake: :argue: :sunny: :cherry: irate: ale: :santa: :| :arrow: :bom: :wink: :P :twisted: :cheers: ale: :scratch: :thumbleft: :thumbright: :bootyshake: :sunny: :salute: :colors: :drunken: :bom: :twisted: :x :P :shock: ops: :? :cry: :drunken: :blackeye: :king: :salute: :sunny: :bootyshake: :thumbleft: :thumbright:
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    short series: Lesson Number 2

    :thumbleft: ccasion5:
    [b:6191debc1d]it ain t easy being cheesy[/b:6191debc1d]
    [img:6191debc1d]http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid137/p834fa46b07efd9e3efdcb7cb577f214e/f73f7170.jpg[/img:6191debc1d]

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    short series: Lesson Number 2

    Balls hilarious!



    "24 mil under the cap? there are teams 30 mil over the cap, heck that gives us at least 50 mil to spend"

    CollegeGuyJeff circa 2006

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    Hey Hawaiian, what the he!! does this mean: Roflmfao? Just wondering!!

    I get the most pissed off looks from people with my VKG 4 LFE Wisconsin license plate, and I LOVE IT!!

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    triedandtruevikesfan is offline Jersey Retired
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    short series: Lesson Number 2

    roll on floor laughing my f'n ass off

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    short series: Lesson Number 2

    nice casper!

    Guns don t kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.

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    Thanks TNT!! I don't get a lot of those little shortend word thingees!! What are they called again?

    I get the most pissed off looks from people with my VKG 4 LFE Wisconsin license plate, and I LOVE IT!!

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    triedandtruevikesfan is offline Jersey Retired
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    short series: Lesson Number 2

    :?: no idea... abbreviations?

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