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    Short Series: Lesson 5

    As we close out the series we think or all the trolls who love to come and pay Homage to the Purple Pride Power. :cheers: So trolls as you read this remember it as you talk you smack (for you chesse heads :cheese: That is BullS**t) p.s. there is only one more left in the series: Enjoy :lol:

    A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon, he was spotted by a farmer, who promptly shot the turkey out of the tree.

    Moral of the story:
    Bullsh*t might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

    You can't Hide from the purple pride 8)
    Yesterday is History
    Tomorrow a Mystery
    TODAY is a GIFT that is why WE
    call it the "PRESENT"

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    hawaiianvike21 is offline Team Alumni
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    Short Series: Lesson 5

    Lmao!!!! :lol:
    Hupo oe ke kau ana i ka waiupa a ma kou pa o & Hupo na Po o waiupa a


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    Viking_Spirit is offline Star Spokesman
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    Short Series: Lesson 5

    :thumbright:

    Guns don t kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.

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    VKG4LFE is offline Jersey Retired Tetris Champion, Monkey GO Happy 4 Champion
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    Short Series: Lesson 5

    That's a good one!

    I get the most pissed off looks from people with my VKG 4 LFE Wisconsin license plate, and I LOVE IT!!

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    triedandtruevikesfan is offline Jersey Retired
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    Short Series: Lesson 5

    I think that was my favorite one!

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