poetry

'Twas the night of the rematch and all thru Lambeau
there were Pack fans & queens fans there for the show
the biqueens- still dizzy from a Mike Vick defeat
looked proud for their 9 fans who actually got seats

The temperature loomed a little below freezing
and the queens, with no dometop were coughing and sneezing
out came the Pack and ignited the crowd
and the decible levels reached into the clouds

The biqueens all huddled for warmth on their side
came out of the closet & started whistling at the O-line
Moss prayed to the pot gods so he'd catch his ratio
pep tossed on the sidelines trying to act like a pro

The queens fans said,"Their team's no better than ours".
Most likely out of jealousy that the vikes don't have Favre
"We beat them in our dome', they said again and again:
'So that instantly makes our team better than them."

"It don't matter that they're champs sitting at 9-3,
& we're eliminated at 3-9, cause we got TALENT, you see.
The kick was off and the queens got the ball
& got stopped where they started by a green & gold wall

Culpepper fades, but the ratio's not open
so he rushes a yard & fumbles with no one even near him
both pep and the ball lay still on the ground
till #42 of the Pack takes it in for the touch down

After repeated vikes bumbling time in & time out
the score began to look like a high school game shut-out
at 4th & 23 the queens punted again
and the Packers O-line came out to begin

Another series of 1st downs and 60 yard passes
rammin' da ball down the vikes throats/shoving TDs up their asses
so instead of calling truth tellers 'ignorant' & calling Favre gramps
the queens could only bow in defeat to the inaugural North CHAMPS.