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    Packers at Sears

    This story is floating around the internet and was reported on KFAN this morning. Don't know if it's true. Apparently the guy telling it is a producer from KFAN and admiittly knows nothing about football.

    I guess Jim Bob was in the Sears buying a new place mat for his dogs to lay on when he seen two Packers players there. He wouldn't name one of them because he was being a douche as usual. The one player was being a real jerk to the management because they were asked to leave the Serta mattress sheep display models alone. Other sales team personnel were busy tending to a police report in which other Wisconsonites made off wit the wooly window displays in a swipe and run deal. "They were extremely rude to the employees once approached about the public display of affection. I think that big fellar over there actually wrecked the one purty cut out over there" said one witness. The other Packers player apologized to management after a brief scuffle, and once finished zipping his pants, he handed each employee a 50 dollar bill and a ticket to the Monster Truck rally. He then gave a hug to the Serta sheep which he previously fondled.
    I know who the two players were, but I'm not telling!!!

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    Re: Packers at Sears

    LOL your a smart ass

    Thanks josdin00

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    Re: Packers at Sears

    very funny and original.....OR NOT!

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    Re: Packers at Sears

    "baumy300" wrote:
    This story is floating around the internet and was reported on KFAN this morning. Don't know if it's true. Apparently the guy telling it is a producer from KFAN and admiittly knows nothing about football.

    I guess Jim Bob was in the Sears buying a new place mat for his dogs to lay on when he seen two Packers players there. He wouldn't name one of them because he was being a douche as usual. The one player was being a real jerk to the management because they were asked to leave the Serta mattress sheep display models alone. Other sales team personnel were busy tending to a police report in which other Wisconsonites made off wit the wooly window displays in a swipe and run deal. "They were extremely rude to the employees once approached about the public display of affection. I think that big fellar over there actually wrecked the one purty cut out over there" said one witness. The other Packers player apologized to management after a brief scuffle, and once finished zipping his pants, he handed each employee a 50 dollar bill and a ticket to the Monster Truck rally. He then gave a hug to the Serta sheep which he previously fondled.
    I know who the two players were, but I'm not telling!!!
    Dam, I missed them, I was in the Garden section of Sears..... :'(


    I LOVE THE SMELL OF VICTORY IN THE MORNING AIR.

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    "NordicNed" wrote:

    Dam, I missed them, I was in the Garden section of Sears..... :'(
    Checking out the Ho's were you?

    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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    Re: Packers at Sears

    "singersp" wrote:
    "NordicNed" wrote:

    Dam, I missed them, I was in the Garden section of Sears..... :'(
    Checking out the Ho's were you?






    The Garden Ho's.......LOL



    My Ho's got a hole in it.....LOL


    I LOVE THE SMELL OF VICTORY IN THE MORNING AIR.

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    Re: Packers at Sears

    "NordicNed" wrote:
    "singersp" wrote:
    "NordicNed" wrote:

    Dam, I missed them, I was in the Garden section of Sears..... :'(
    Checking out the Ho's were you?






    The Garden Ho's.......LOL



    My Ho's got a hole in it.....LOL
    Don't most Ho's have a hole?

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    Re: Packers at Sears

    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    "NordicNed" wrote:
    "singersp" wrote:
    "NordicNed" wrote:

    Dam, I missed them, I was in the Garden section of Sears..... :'(
    Checking out the Ho's were you?








    The Garden Ho's.......LOL



    My Ho's got a hole in it.....LOL
    Don't most Ho's have a hole?
    Wow this is weird.....

    Sears never would of that of that one.

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    Re: Packers at Sears

    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    "NordicNed" wrote:
    "singersp" wrote:
    "NordicNed" wrote:

    Dam, I missed them, I was in the Garden section of Sears..... :'(
    Checking out the Ho's were you?






    The Garden Ho's.......LOL



    My Ho's got a hole in it.....LOL
    Don't most Ho's have a hole?
    Just don't ask him about his bicycle seat.

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    Re: Packers at Sears

    "singersp" wrote:
    "NordicNed" wrote:

    Dam, I missed them, I was in the Garden section of Sears..... :'(
    Checking out the Ho's were you?
    No he was dicovering the softer side of Sears

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