Thread: Packers at Sears

This story is floating around the internet and was reported on KFAN this morning. Don't know if it's true. Apparently the guy telling it is a producer from KFAN and admiittly knows nothing about football.

I guess Jim Bob was in the Sears buying a new place mat for his dogs to lay on when he seen two Packers players there. He wouldn't name one of them because he was being a douche as usual. The one player was being a real jerk to the management because they were asked to leave the Serta mattress sheep display models alone. Other sales team personnel were busy tending to a police report in which other Wisconsonites made off wit the wooly window displays in a swipe and run deal. "They were extremely rude to the employees once approached about the public display of affection. I think that big fellar over there actually wrecked the one purty cut out over there" said one witness. The other Packers player apologized to management after a brief scuffle, and once finished zipping his pants, he handed each employee a 50 dollar bill and a ticket to the Monster Truck rally. He then gave a hug to the Serta sheep which he previously fondled.

I know who the two players were, but I'm not telling!!!

LOL your a smart ass

very funny and original.....OR NOT!

"baumy300" wrote:

This story is floating around the internet and was reported on KFAN this morning. Don't know if it's true. Apparently the guy telling it is a producer from KFAN and admiittly knows nothing about football.

I guess Jim Bob was in the Sears buying a new place mat for his dogs to lay on when he seen two Packers players there. He wouldn't name one of them because he was being a douche as usual. The one player was being a real jerk to the management because they were asked to leave the Serta mattress sheep display models alone. Other sales team personnel were busy tending to a police report in which other Wisconsonites made off wit the wooly window displays in a swipe and run deal. "They were extremely rude to the employees once approached about the public display of affection. I think that big fellar over there actually wrecked the one purty cut out over there" said one witness. The other Packers player apologized to management after a brief scuffle, and once finished zipping his pants, he handed each employee a 50 dollar bill and a ticket to the Monster Truck rally. He then gave a hug to the Serta sheep which he previously fondled.

I know who the two players were, but I'm not telling!!!

Dam, I missed them, I was in the Garden section of Sears..... :'(

"NordicNed" wrote:

Dam, I missed them, I was in the Garden section of Sears..... :'(

Checking out the Ho's were you?

"singersp" wrote:

"NordicNed" wrote:

Dam, I missed them, I was in the Garden section of Sears..... :'(

Checking out the Ho's were you?

The Garden Ho's.......LOL



My Ho's got a hole in it.....LOL

"NordicNed" wrote:

"singersp" wrote:

"NordicNed" wrote:

Dam, I missed them, I was in the Garden section of Sears..... :'(

Checking out the Ho's were you?

The Garden Ho's.......LOL



My Ho's got a hole in it.....LOL

Don't most Ho's have a hole?

"BadlandsViking" wrote:

"NordicNed" wrote:

"singersp" wrote:

"NordicNed" wrote:

Dam, I missed them, I was in the Garden section of Sears..... :'(

Checking out the Ho's were you?

The Garden Ho's.......LOL



My Ho's got a hole in it.....LOL

Don't most Ho's have a hole?

Wow this is weird.....

Sears never would of that of that one.

"BadlandsViking" wrote:

"NordicNed" wrote:

"singersp" wrote:

"NordicNed" wrote:

Dam, I missed them, I was in the Garden section of Sears..... :'(

Checking out the Ho's were you?

The Garden Ho's.......LOL



My Ho's got a hole in it.....LOL

Don't most Ho's have a hole?

Just don't ask him about his bicycle seat.

"singersp" wrote:

"NordicNed" wrote:

Dam, I missed them, I was in the Garden section of Sears..... :'(

Checking out the Ho's were you?

No he was dicovering the softer side of Sears