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    Packers New 2006 Schedule :)

    2006 PACKERS SCHEDULE

    September
    14................Taft Junior High School
    21................Cub Scout Troop #101
    28................Green Bay Blind Academy

    October
    05................Spanish American War Vets
    12................Crippled Children's Home
    19................Appleton Mental Hospital
    26................Girl Scout Troop # 353

    November
    02.................Wisconsin Venereal Disease Clinic
    09.................Depere Boys Choir
    16.................Korean Amputees

    SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME
    December
    08..................Sheboygan Gay Boys Club



    ** RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR **

    1 - When playing polio patients, the Packers must not disconnect
    knee braces.
    2 - When playing the Blind Academy, the Packers must not hide
    the football under their jerseys.



    ** RULES THE SAME FROM LAST YEAR **

    1 - A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line
    for all you Packer fans that have never seen this) it is still worth
    6 points.
    2 - The Packers will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times.
    3 - The Packers will be allowed to substitute with band members at
    anytime.
    4 - The Packers will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 3 for the
    opposing team.
    5 - The Packers will be awarded a first down with each gain of three
    yards or more, instead of the usual ten yards.


    ** NAME CHANGE **

    The Green Bay Packers will be changed to the "Green Bay Tampons" as
    they are only good for one period and have no second string.


    ** COACHING CHANGES **

    Mike Sherman will be replaced by Monica Lewinsky. She will no doubt
    blow a few, but she certainly won't choke on the big ones!!!

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    Re: Packers New 2006 Schedule :)

    HAHAHA... I HOPE EVERYONE ENJOYS THAT LITTLE JOKE... and for the person that thought our website was not classy for making fun of the pack so much... THIS ONE IS FOR YOU BUDDY!!! HAHA

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    Re: Packers New 2006 Schedule :)

    Hey,

    With a schedule like that, they just might win 4 games next year...


    I LOVE THE SMELL OF VICTORY IN THE MORNING AIR.

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    Re: Packers New 2006 Schedule :)

    haha nice dude
    ;-)

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    Re: Packers New 2006 Schedule :)

    "VikingNed" wrote:
    Hey,

    With a schedule like that, they just might win 4 games next year...
    LOL wurd

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    Re: Packers New 2006 Schedule :)

    lmfao my god that is funny

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    Re: Packers New 2006 Schedule :)

    They won't even make the playoffs with that schedule! :razz:

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    Re: Packers New 2006 Schedule :)

    Well looks like we know whos getting the first round draft pick next year
    Our season may of gone down down the crappers, but we still beat the packers

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    Re: Packers New 2006 Schedule :)

    That's awesome!

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    Re: Packers New 2006 Schedule :)

    That's pretty funny, man!!!! And people joke about the Gophers football team playing the Little Sisters of the Poor every year!!!!
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