Thread: Packers New 2006 Schedule :)

2006 PACKERS SCHEDULE

September
14................Taft Junior High School
21................Cub Scout Troop #101
28................Green Bay Blind Academy

October
05................Spanish American War Vets
12................Crippled Children's Home
19................Appleton Mental Hospital
26................Girl Scout Troop # 353

November
02.................Wisconsin Venereal Disease Clinic
09.................Depere Boys Choir
16.................Korean Amputees

SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME
December
08..................Sheboygan Gay Boys Club



** RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR **

1 - When playing polio patients, the Packers must not disconnect
knee braces.
2 - When playing the Blind Academy, the Packers must not hide
the football under their jerseys.



** RULES THE SAME FROM LAST YEAR **

1 - A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line
for all you Packer fans that have never seen this) it is still worth
6 points.
2 - The Packers will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times.
3 - The Packers will be allowed to substitute with band members at
anytime.
4 - The Packers will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 3 for the
opposing team.
5 - The Packers will be awarded a first down with each gain of three
yards or more, instead of the usual ten yards.


** NAME CHANGE **

The Green Bay Packers will be changed to the "Green Bay Tampons" as
they are only good for one period and have no second string.


** COACHING CHANGES **

Mike Sherman will be replaced by Monica Lewinsky. She will no doubt
blow a few, but she certainly won't choke on the big ones!!!

HAHAHA... I HOPE EVERYONE ENJOYS THAT LITTLE JOKE... and for the person that thought our website was not classy for making fun of the pack so much... THIS ONE IS FOR YOU BUDDY!!! HAHA

Hey,

With a schedule like that, they just might win 4 games next year...

haha nice dude

"VikingNed" wrote:

Hey,

With a schedule like that, they just might win 4 games next year...

LOL wurd

lmfao my god that is funny

They won't even make the playoffs with that schedule! :razz:

Well looks like we know whos getting the first round draft pick next year

That's awesome!

That's pretty funny, man!!!! And people joke about the Gophers football team playing the Little Sisters of the Poor every year!!!!