What do you call a Packer fan with half a brain?
A Viking fan in a bar leans over to the guy next
to him and says, "Wanna hear a joke about Packer fans?"
The guy next to him replies, "Well before you tell that joke you should know something. I'm 6' tall and 220 pounds and I'm a Packer fan. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2" tall, 240 pounds and he's a Packer fan, and the guy sitting next ot him is 6'5" 280 pounds and he's a packer fan too.
Now, do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The Viking fan says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it three
Two boys were playing football in a Minneapolis area
park when one is attacked by a Rottweiler. Thinking
quickly, the other boy rips off a plank of the nearby
fence, wedges itdown the dog's collar & twists, breaking
the dog's neck. A reporter who was strolling by sees
the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy.
"Vikings Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal,"
he starts writing in his notebook.
"But I'm not a Vikings fan," the boy replied.
"Buccaneers Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack,"
the reporter starts again.
"I'm not a Buccaneers fan either," the boy said.
"Then what are you?" the reporter asked.
"I'm a Packers fan."
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes,
"Redneck Bastard Kills Family Pet."
Two Green Bay Packer fans are hunting out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
"My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator says:
"Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says:
"OK, now what?"