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    Re: Packer Fans are Baby's

    yeah they are.

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    Re: Packer Fans are Baby's

    Hahahahaha! That's hilarious. What a bunch ofpathetic losers. ottytrain2:

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    Re: Packer Fans are Baby's

    Inbred Packer fans prefer sheep:

    Sheep don't have a gag reflex, or upper teeth
    You can get a better grip on a sheep's ear
    Sheep don't shy away from boots and leather
    Cotton mouth is easier to get rid of than a social disease
    Nuttin' beats mutton
    Sheep won't argue about whose turn it is to go get a towel
    Sheep won't drink your liquor, smoke your weed, snort your coke, and then tell you they have to be home early
    Sheep never ask if you're ready to settle down
    Sheep never ask about you former lovers and then get p****d off when you tell them
    No matter how old or ugly you are, you can always find a willing ewe
    Sheep are never concerned about their reputation
    Sheep won't tell all their friends about the time you couldn't get it up
    Sheep won't ask if you're gay the first time you can't get it up for the second time
    Sheep never insist on eating out
    You'll never catch your sheep masturbating to a picture of Mel Gibson
    Sheep don't get suspicious if you have to work late
    Sheep don't get moody once a month
    You can eat a lamb chop without getting wool stuck in your teeth
    A sheep doesn't expect you to support her for the rest of her life after one roll in the hay
    A sheep never wears curlers and a mud pack to bed
    A sheep doesn't stop screwing after the honeymoon
    A sheep won't get drunk and throw up in your car
    A sheep won't think that a weekend stay-over entitles her to rearrange your furniture and put up new curtains
    A sheep won't expect you to pay...and pay...and pay...and pay
    A sheep will never complain about the spittoon in your pickup
    A sheep will never throw out your old copies of Playboy
    A sheep won't care of you keep your fish bait in the refrigerator
    A sheep won't get even with you by spending your paycheck on new clothes, none of which are see-through or meant to be worn in the bedroom
    A sheep will never sue you for palimony
    A sheep won't care if you screw her sister
    A sheep won't care if your secretary is better looking than she is
    A sheep will never tell you the ceiling needs to be painted while you're screwing
    A sheep won't use you razor to shave its legs, or your pocket knife to open a paint can
    Sheep never have a headache
    A sheep won't give your favorite hunting shirt to Goodwill
    A sheep won't leave wet nylons hanging all over the bathroom
    A sheep will never ask you to stop on the way home from work and pick up a box of tampons
    Sheep grow their own fur coats
    A sheep will never leave a vibrator on the living room couch when you're having friends over to watch football
    Sheep won't cheat on you with your best friend
    A sheep will never ask if you'll still respect her in the morning
    Sheep aren't into talking before or after sex
    A sheep never yells at you for leaving the lid up
    A sheep won't send you out for batteries for her vibrator
    A sheep doesn't think it's demeaning or kinky to do it doggy style
    A sheep won't mind if you put up mirrors in the bedroom
    Sheep are "ram tough"
    A sheep won't think your cheap and tacky if you: send daisies instead of long - stemmed red roses, tip less than 20%, wear levis with a hole in the seat, open beer bottles with your teeth
    Sheep don't mind if you leave the lights on
    Sheep don't mind doing it in the morning
    Sheep don't mind doing it in a pickup truck
    A sheep will never use the excuse that: she just did her nails, it's too hot, it's too cold, you'll wake the kids, you'll wake the neighbors, she's too drunk to enjoy it, she's not drunk enough to enjoy it
    A sheep will never leave you for a cucumber

    Come get some you sick bastages!


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    Re: Packer Fans are Baby's

    :bootyshake: Pull a Randy Moss! :bootyshake:

    :hello1:

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    Re: Packer Fans are Baby's

    Well I don't care for their comments at all but can we be the classier fans and shut down this thread? We should show that we dont care about their comments and that we are the bigger men. Right now this is getting kind of childish.

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    Re: Packer Fans are Baby's

    The "great" Brett Favre has joined the ranks of Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny: None exist.
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    Re: Packer Fans are Baby's

    Meh...just having a little fun.

    We know we are classy. :wink:

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    Re: Packer Fans are Baby's

    "ultravikingfan" wrote:
    Meh...just having a little fun.

    We know we are classy. :wink:
    Exactly Ultra, all that matters is what we think. Who cares what other people think of us Viking Fans!! :lol:

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    Re: Packer Fans are Baby's

    Keep this open, make them a little mad, and look at there comebacks. All of us Purple People are classy.

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    Re: Packer Fans are Baby's

    Baby's WHAT? Messy Diapers? :lol:
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