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    An open letter to Brett Favre

    Dear Mr. Favre,

    It has come to our attention that you seem to have some sort of personal vendetta against us. Time after time, you feel it necessary to put us at risk to severe injury. While we are sympathetic to your waning abilities as a quarterback in the National Football League, we feel it is imperative that we take action now before one of our party is killed in the line of duty.

    Therefore, we demand that you CEASE and DESIST the following actions:

    1) Throwing the football to the other team 5 times a game, thus effectively turning us into tackling dummies for bored defenders.
    2) Leading us directly into the path of oncoming traffic
    3) Throwing the football too high, too low, or to Sterling Sharpe in the booth, who is no longer an eligible receiver.

    Mr. Favre, we respect the quarterback that you once were. However, perhaps it is time for you to take a step back and evaluate your abilities. Be warned, if the aforementioned activities do not cease on your part, we shall be forced to take legal action.

    Sincerely yours,

    Donald "Pile" Driver
    Robert "Clothesline" Ferguson
    Javon "I'm Next" Walker

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    An open letter to Brett Favre

    Very nice. Who wrote that for you?
    Have you ever seen a race of turtles, and they all go the wrong way instead of towards the finish line?

    Welcome to the NFC North.

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    An open letter to Brett Favre

    My mommy helped me with the big words.

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    An open letter to Brett Favre

    LOL... I think you've met a good sparring partner Los.

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    An open letter to Brett Favre

    Who's who?


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    An open letter to Brett Favre

    LOL

    Who's getting beat up?

    I'm guessing the guy who thinks Derrick Johnson will be assigned #11 as a Viking.
    Have you ever seen a race of turtles, and they all go the wrong way instead of towards the finish line?

    Welcome to the NFC North.

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    Hey! You try changing someone's number so it looks natural using Microsoft Paint!

    Someone will yell at me if I try to install photoshop on my work machine. Not that I know how to use it. :-(

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    An open letter to Brett Favre

    To show there's no hard feelings though, I've found a replacement for Marco Rivera or Mike Wahle for you guys. Good luck!


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    An open letter to Brett Favre

    "PurpleAndy" wrote:
    To show there's no hard feelings though, I've found a replacement for Marco Rivera or Mike Wahle for you guys. Good luck!

    He may be the only one who can "Stop" anybody! Nice! :thumbleft:

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    An open letter to Brett Favre

    Great work purpleandy!!! lol

    I get the most pissed off looks from people with my VKG 4 LFE Wisconsin license plate, and I LOVE IT!!

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