More Genius

**Webby** · 08-11-2005, 03:17 AM

In July, a 19-year-old man in Sheboygan, Wis. fell to his death while car-surfing at high speeds. (According to a witness, the Sheboygan man's fatal fall came shortly after he yelled to his driver, "Is that all you got?")

**TheAnimal93** · 08-11-2005, 03:23 AM

Webby is full of them tonight!!!!

**BBQ Platypus** · 08-11-2005, 03:26 AM

Holy crap. What a moron. Someone break out the surf guitar. WIPEOUT!

"Well, gawrsh golly gee, y'know what dem dere peeplez in Cal-lee-foorney do on de ocean, les's do it on th' top of our cawr. It cuddn' kell us 'er nuthin', 'cuz my daddy din't say nuthin' 'bout no cawr-surfin' when he tawt me to drive th' tractor an' he'd bin drivin' dat dere tractor t'work his hole life."

What, was he hoping that he might get smacked on the head and become smarter? Jesus tap-dancin' Christ. This is an example of natural selection in action.

**LuckyVike** · 08-11-2005, 03:26 AM

What exactly is wrong with the people of Wisconsin? It's getting worse it seems like... is it because of the generations of inbreeding?

**MensaTice** · 08-11-2005, 03:36 AM

looks like there's one less shortbusser wandering the streets of wisky :cry:
My prayers are with his uncle-brother-dad. He must be in he!l dealing with the loss of his brother,son, and nephew in one tragic moment.