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    L'il Johnny.

    This morning, the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up: Fireman, Policeman, Salesman, etc. The teacher noticed that little Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so she asked him about his father. 'My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and do it with him for money.' The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement,hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took little Johnny aside to ask him, 'Is that really true about your father?' 'No,' said Johnny, 'He plays for the Green Bay Packers, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids!"
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    Re: L'il Johnny.

    Smart kid.
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    Re: L'il Johnny.

    lmfao

    That was a good one :lol:

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    Re: L'il Johnny.

    I heard his mom choked on Shiancoe's shank.
    "There are 3 things that sell in America:
    Violence, sex, and drugs.
    The only way you are going to make this game more appealing to the public than it was before is if there are on field orgies at halftime and the domes become massive opium dens."

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