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    Koren Robinson Promises His Next Drunk-Driving Incident Will Outdo Steve Foley's

    GREEN BAY, WI—Troubled Packers wide receiver/kick returner Koren Robinson reacted to news of San Diego Chargers' linebacker Steve Foley's shooting during a recent DUI arrest by promising fans that his own upcoming alcohol-fueled rampage would eclipse Foley's. "Mark my words, man, Foley's .233 blood-alcohol level don't mean nothin' to a veteran like me," said Robinson, who was recently acquired by the Packers after a drunk-driving arrest prompted his release from the Minnesota Vikings. "Now, getting shot three times is pretty good, but believe me, the way they're gonna have to bring me down? National news a week straight, believe it." Despite his guarantee, Robinson would not comment on whether he had set his sights on surpassing Lawrence Taylor's all-time carousing legacy.


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    Re: Koren Robinson Promises His Next Drunk-Driving Incident Will Outdo Steve Foley's

    I have no doubt he can do it, a man of his word.

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    Re: Koren Robinson Promises His Next Drunk-Driving Incident Will Outdo Steve Foley's

    Ooohhh the onion, its great.

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    Re: Koren Robinson Promises His Next Drunk-Driving Incident Will Outdo Steve Foley's

    With that statement I am so happy is gone.
    That's such a childish statement to begin with.
    If the Packers keep him they lose a lot of respect as an organization.

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    Re: Koren Robinson Promises His Next Drunk-Driving Incident Will Outdo Steve Foley's

    its a fake statement, he never said it (atleast to the media)...it's the onion making fun of the legal issues that's happening with him.
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    Re: Koren Robinson Promises His Next Drunk-Driving Incident Will Outdo Steve Foley's

    "ejmat" wrote:
    With that statement I am so happy is gone.
    That's such a childish statement to begin with.
    If the Packers keep him they lose a lot of respect as an organization.
    The Onion is a very satirical website. K Rob never said this, it was a joke.
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    Re: Koren Robinson Promises His Next Drunk-Driving Incident Will Outdo Steve Fol

    hahaha what a great site..sportspickle is pretty good too
    People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.

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    Re: Koren Robinson Promises His Next Drunk-Driving Incident Will Outdo Steve Foley's

    "BirdHunter" wrote:
    "ejmat" wrote:
    With that statement I am so happy is gone.
    That's such a childish statement to begin with.
    If the Packers keep him they lose a lot of respect as an organization.
    The Onion is a very satirical website. K Rob never said this, it was a joke.
    I didn't realize that.
    Thanks for the clarification.

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    Re: Koren Robinson Promises His Next Drunk-Driving Incident Will Outdo Steve Fol

    "Prophet" wrote:
    I have no doubt he can do it, a man of his word.
    Ouch!

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    Re: Koren Robinson Promises His Next Drunk-Driving Incident Will Outdo Steve Foley's

    The only way he can top it is to play dead drunk.

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