Thread: Koren Robinson Promises His Next Drunk-Driving Incident Will Outdo Steve Foley's

GREEN BAY, WI—Troubled Packers wide receiver/kick returner Koren Robinson reacted to news of San Diego Chargers' linebacker Steve Foley's shooting during a recent DUI arrest by promising fans that his own upcoming alcohol-fueled rampage would eclipse Foley's. "Mark my words, man, Foley's .233 blood-alcohol level don't mean nothin' to a veteran like me," said Robinson, who was recently acquired by the Packers after a drunk-driving arrest prompted his release from the Minnesota Vikings. "Now, getting shot three times is pretty good, but believe me, the way they're gonna have to bring me down? National news a week straight, believe it." Despite his guarantee, Robinson would not comment on whether he had set his sights on surpassing Lawrence Taylor's all-time carousing legacy.


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I have no doubt he can do it, a man of his word.

Ooohhh the onion, its great.

With that statement I am so happy is gone.
That's such a childish statement to begin with.
If the Packers keep him they lose a lot of respect as an organization.

its a fake statement, he never said it (atleast to the media)...it's the onion making fun of the legal issues that's happening with him.

"ejmat" wrote:

With that statement I am so happy is gone.
That's such a childish statement to begin with.
If the Packers keep him they lose a lot of respect as an organization.

The Onion is a very satirical website. K Rob never said this, it was a joke.

hahaha what a great site..sportspickle is pretty good too

"BirdHunter" wrote:

"ejmat" wrote:

With that statement I am so happy is gone.
That's such a childish statement to begin with.
If the Packers keep him they lose a lot of respect as an organization.

The Onion is a very satirical website. K Rob never said this, it was a joke.

I didn't realize that.
Thanks for the clarification.

"Prophet" wrote:

I have no doubt he can do it, a man of his word.

Ouch!

The only way he can top it is to play dead drunk.