Packers and Vikings
Three Viking fans and three Packer fans are traveling by train to the Pro Football Hall of Fame. At the station, the three Packer fans each buy tickets and watch as the three Viking fans buy only a single ticket between them. "How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks a Packer fan. "Watch and you'll see," answers a Viking fan. They all board the train. The Packer fans take their respective seats but all three Viking fans cram into a restroom and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, "Ticket, please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The Packer fans saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. After visiting the Hall of Fame, the Packer fans decide tocopy the Viking fans (as they always do) on the return trip and save some money (not wanting to be out-done by the mighty purple fans). When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the Viking fans don't buy a ticket at all. "How are you going to travel without a ticket?" asks one perplexed Packer fan. "Watch and you'll see," answers a Viking fan. When they board the train the three Packer fans cram into a restroom and the three Viking fans cram into another one nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterward, one of the Viking fans leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the Packer fans are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket, please".