Thread: Job opening for Minnesota Vikings offices

"webmaster" wrote:

well, if you register from a hotmail address or freebie address, then add some lameass name, and on top of it, have some ridiculous email like "[email protected]", yes, your odds are small you get accepted.

1st time yes, then when I read more info, changed it to my regular email address.

"webmaster" wrote:

Then you add on it re-registering multiple times from the same IP address? Even smaller chance...about as likely you moving out of the trailer park. Wonder how all the other fans got on this board so easily?

All I know is I tried registering a name using my regular email address, and after a few days it did not come through. So I resubmitted I believe. Then yes, I made a new name, which is the one you see here.



"webmaster" wrote:

Anyway, this might not describe your exact situation, but something set off the troll flag. And then you start out like this? Thanks for proving us right, and good night!

You can look it up and know how many times I tried to register. If I did something wrong, then I apologize, I was just looking to jab back and forth with you guys, but seems like I am not wanted. So good luck next season!!!

Wanted:
Reliable person to make hotdogs for Chris Hovan.
Requirements:
Both yellow and deli mustard required. Knowing the Himeleck Manuver a + in case he chokes another season.
Work hours:
On call.

"purpleman67" wrote:

Wanted:
One very reliable person to clean Super Bowl Trophy case.
Requirements:
Not allergic to dust.
Work hours:
1 minute a year.

i love that knight rider/gary coleman pic. i saw that once before a couple years ago and i had to send it to everyone i knew. haha

You have the best signs enlvikeman! First the little kid sign, now this! :salute:

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Here is a joke...

Wanted:

EMT

Requirements:

Knows CPR

Working Time:

January, so he can perform CPR everytime Favre chokes in the playoffs

WANTED:
Hitman
REQUIREMENTS
Gun Skillz
WHEN
Anytime Red does something stupid.