Thread: Introducing "FAVICODIN"
09-20-2006, 09:46 PM #1Training Camp
- Join Date
- Sep 2006
Do you ever wake up in the morning with a sore back or have that nagging knee injury. Does your teeth hurt or the throbbing tumor that won't go away. Did you ever have a broken thumb interferring with work? Well from the makers of Spankies comes the answer to all your problems.
Introducing "FAVICODIN" the new pain medicine that will cure all pain. It works so good you won't even feel the broken thumb or that twisted knee. It will give you the energy you need to get out of bed and go to work. You will be able to get back to you normal life you had before the pain.
Side effects are dizzyness,drowsiness, shortness of breath, blurry vision,nausea / vomiting,itching and constipation. Sudden outbursts of anger,irrational decisions and denial are common when taking Favicodin for long periods of time.
Warning: Favicodin and other hydrocodone containing medications are intended for short term use only. Prolonged use or taking dosages greater than prescribed can lead to physical tolerance or physical and emotional dependence. Withdrawl symptoms can occur if Favicodin is discontinued after prolonged use. If you feel you are addicted either physically or emotionally to Favicodin, talk to your doctor, a counselor or a substance abuse professional as soon as possible to avoid the inevitable dangers of Vicodin.
Precautions: People using Favicodin should take the following precautions:
* use should be avoided in people allergic to codeine or hydrocodone
* be aware of acetaminophen contained in over the counter products.
* avoid alcohol when using hydrocodone containing medications
* don't operate motor vehicles or machinery when taking Favicodin
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