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    How to Talk to a Packer Fan...If you must...

    [size=13pt]How to Talk to a Packer Fan...If you must...[/size]


    I would like to share some of the wisdom I have gained about the strange breed known as Packers fans from my 3 decades of living in the border lands.

    How to identify...

    This is a much trickier task in the Favre as a Viking era. In the past, the Packer fan could be spotted from a great distance wearing his or her green #4 jersey for the 826th consecutive day including weddings, funerals, church, work, school functions, etc. Now, your observations skills must be much more keen. They are usually quite large given their insatiable affinity for alcohol of any type, cheese (usually at room temperature) and pork (and/or venison) sausage. Often bearded, but not always (sometimes the males shave)

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    Re: How to Talk to a Packer Fan...If you must...

    Lol, nice.

    Getting a little defensive on the SB arguments, but pretty funny article.
    "You can look pretty smart if you have a knack for planning ahead. That's Ted. The Packers are in good hands." - Ron Wolf


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    Re: How to Talk to a Packer Fan...If you must...

    "Rockmolder" wrote:
    Lol, nice.

    Getting a little defensive on the SB arguments, but pretty funny article.
    Pack fans I would hope get a kick out it.

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    Re: How to Talk to a Packer Fan...If you must...

    How to Talk to a Packer Fan...If you must...
    The same way Webby does works.......

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    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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    Re: How to Talk to a Packer Fan...If you must...

    Do you like Brett Favre?

    He's one of my favorite vikings.
    ;D

    Do you think Brett Favre will be in the Vikings ring of honor?

    I heard Brett Favre is going in the hall as a viking.

    I remember back when Favre used to wear the green.
    I hate the jets.



    "There are 3 things that sell in America:
    Violence, sex, and drugs.
    The only way you are going to make this game more appealing to the public than it was before is if there are on field orgies at halftime and the domes become massive opium dens."

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    Re: How to Talk to a Packer Fan...If you must...

    That was pretty good... but one might want to tell this highly "intelligent" Viking fan that the Packers won the [size=18pt]1996[/size] Superbowl and lost the 97...

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    Re: How to Talk to a Packer Fan...If you must...

    "Garland" wrote:
    [size=13pt]How to Talk to a Packer Fan...If you must...[/size]


    I would like to share some of the wisdom I have gained about the strange breed known as Packers fans from my 3 decades of living in the border lands.

    How to identify...

    This is a much trickier task in the Favre as a Viking era. In the past, the Packer fan could be spotted from a great distance wearing his or her green #4 jersey for the 826th consecutive day including weddings, funerals, church, work, school functions, etc. Now, your observations skills must be much more keen. They are usually quite large given their insatiable affinity for alcohol of any type, cheese (usually at room temperature) and pork (and/or venison) sausage. Often bearded, but not always (sometimes the males shave)
    I married a Packers fan so I have years of experience in that dept.

    In fact, the day you posted this, sept 18, was our anniversary.

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    Re: How to Talk to a Packer Fan...If you must...

    I married a Packers fan so I have years of experience in that dept.

    In fact, the day you posted this, sept 18, was our anniversary.
    Damn your wife must be fine as hell.



    "There are 3 things that sell in America:
    Violence, sex, and drugs.
    The only way you are going to make this game more appealing to the public than it was before is if there are on field orgies at halftime and the domes become massive opium dens."

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    Re: How to Talk to a Packer Fan...If you must...

    "Rockmolder" wrote:
    Lol, nice.

    Getting a little defensive on the SB arguments, but pretty funny article.
    Pay the purple nation no heed, my young fellow devotee.

    Perennial insecurity and decades of irrelevance breeds a jealous and sad aspirational neurosis in purpledom.

    At once tragic, but also gleefully entertaining...unfortunate that those that don the effeminate colors cannot appreciate it due to a woeful lack of intellect and perspective.
    In simpler terms, it is a pot and kettle thing- hold the kettle.
    ;D

    Or put another way,

    Minstens maken de ventilators van de Verpakker pret van zich. De ventilatorsgebrek van Vikingen dat verfijnde zelf-uitwissing, aangezien zij de waarheid van de kwestie vrezen.

    You understand.

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    Re: How to Talk to a Packer Fan...If you must...

    I try to avoid them.

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