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    How to Be a Green Bay Packer Fan

    Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. Mark Twain

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    Re: How to Be a Green Bay Packer Fan

    Good stuff my friend.
    ;D
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    Re: How to Be a Green Bay Packer Fan

    Looks like they're trying to have this one deleted.
    Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. Mark Twain

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    Re: How to Be a Green Bay Packer Fan

    He forgot about the sheep.
    All Packer fans need to own or have a buddy with sheep.
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    Re: How to Be a Green Bay Packer Fan

    Boy, that article was wrong.
    OK, everything is true, except the part about hillbillies. I know this, see... there are no hills in Wisconsin to speak of,
    that's why we are sodbusters.
    I live in Pennsylvania.
    We got hills. We got hillbillies, too, but we know them as rednecks.
    I could argue the Chevy truck thing, too.
    No self-respecting redneck/hillbilly and/or sodbuster would ever be caught dead in anything but a P.O.S. Ford product.

    ;D

    Got me all worked up into a froth now.
    For therapy I turn to my old standby, The Wedge Of Allegience:

    A wedge of cheddar
    protects us better
    when a blizzard hits the tundra
    and our tailgate Sunday
    will go til Monday
    and for sure be so much fun ya
    with brats 'n beer
    cheese and crackers
    in all the cold
    there's faith we hold
    to stand tall, strong, and proud
    and always cheer real extra loud
    For OUR Green Bay Packers!

    You see, there's the proof of our intellectual acumen. (HUH, told THEM, didn't I)
    ;D

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    Re: How to Be a Green Bay Packer Fan

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    Know what Lambeau field is. Lambeau field is your home. As a Packer fan, if you don't have season tickets to Lambeau field, it is very likely that you are unexposed to electricity or common necessities such as plumbing or school. That is why the games are sold out, people are amazed at electricity.
    lol I liked that one
    Wait, if there's cat food in this bag............................
    I HAVE TO CHECK ON JOLLY!!!!

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    Re: How to Be a Green Bay Packer Fan

    Be a hillbilly. Packer fans by rule are hillbilly farmers who would rather drive a Chevy Silverado than a Corvette simply because you can go mudding in a Silverado and that's just plain old cool. Packer fans are country folk and go to every cold game at Lambeau field with a camo jacket and a blaze orange hunting hat. Also, under your jacket is a Brett Favre jersey. As a Packer fan, you likely live in Wisconsin. This means that you have very little to do, so cheering for the Packers is all you do. And even though you can't actually read or write very well (after reading this, please forget everything related to the English language or logic)you're a Packer fan, and everyone loves you.
    Edit that to a Ford F- series truck. If you have lived in Wi this is self explanatory. Apparently the author doesn't

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    Re: How to Be a Green Bay Packer Fan

    hahah good stuff..
    I like this part

    Warnings:
    All non Packer fans will hate you.

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    Re: How to Be a Green Bay Packer Fan

    Be an idiot
    I think everybody knows that one

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    Re: How to Be a Green Bay Packer Fan

    "dfosterf" wrote:
    Boy, that article was wrong.
    OK, everything is true, except the part about hillbillies. I know this, see... there are no hills in Wisconsin to speak of,
    that's why we are sodbusters.
    I live in Pennsylvania.
    We got hills. We got hillbillies, too, but we know them as rednecks.
    I could argue the Chevy truck thing, too.
    No self-respecting redneck/hillbilly and/or sodbuster would ever be caught dead in anything but a P.O.S. Ford product.

    ;D

    Got me all worked up into a froth now.
    For therapy I turn to my old standby, The Wedge Of Allegience:


    You see, there's the proof of our intellectual acumen. (HUH, told THEM, didn't I)

    ;D
    I think I just threw up in my mouth.

    Looks like that link got deleted. DAMN!

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