How to Be a Green Bay Packer Fan

**Prophet** · 08-21-2008, 11:25 AM

[size=12pt]How to Be a Green Bay Packer Fan[/size]

**Marrdro** · 08-21-2008, 11:31 AM

Good stuff my friend.
;D

**Prophet** · 08-21-2008, 11:36 AM

Looks like they're trying to have this one deleted.

**gagarr** · 08-21-2008, 11:43 AM

He forgot about the sheep.
All Packer fans need to own or have a buddy with sheep.

**dfosterf** · 08-21-2008, 12:20 PM

Boy, that article was wrong.
OK, everything is true, except the part about hillbillies. I know this, see... there are no hills in Wisconsin to speak of,
that's why we are sodbusters.
I live in Pennsylvania.
We got hills. We got hillbillies, too, but we know them as rednecks.
I could argue the Chevy truck thing, too.
No self-respecting redneck/hillbilly and/or sodbuster would ever be caught dead in anything but a P.O.S. Ford product.

;D

Got me all worked up into a froth now.
For therapy I turn to my old standby, The Wedge Of Allegience:

A wedge of cheddar
protects us better
when a blizzard hits the tundra
and our tailgate Sunday
will go til Monday
and for sure be so much fun ya
with brats 'n beer
cheese and crackers
in all the cold
there's faith we hold
to stand tall, strong, and proud
and always cheer real extra loud
For OUR Green Bay Packers!

You see, there's the proof of our intellectual acumen. (HUH, told THEM, didn't I)
;D

**FreakinVikingsBaby** · 08-21-2008, 12:31 PM

"dfosterf" wrote:

Know what Lambeau field is. Lambeau field is your home. As a Packer fan, if you don't have season tickets to Lambeau field, it is very likely that you are unexposed to electricity or common necessities such as plumbing or school. That is why the games are sold out, people are amazed at electricity.

lol I liked that one

**Purple Floyd** · 08-21-2008, 12:33 PM

Be a hillbilly. Packer fans by rule are hillbilly farmers who would rather drive a Chevy Silverado than a Corvette simply because you can go mudding in a Silverado and that's just plain old cool. Packer fans are country folk and go to every cold game at Lambeau field with a camo jacket and a blaze orange hunting hat. Also, under your jacket is a Brett Favre jersey. As a Packer fan, you likely live in Wisconsin. This means that you have very little to do, so cheering for the Packers is all you do. And even though you can't actually read or write very well (after reading this, please forget everything related to the English language or logic)you're a Packer fan, and everyone loves you.

Edit that to a Ford F- series truck. If you have lived in Wi this is self explanatory. Apparently the author doesn't

**i_bleed_purple** · 08-21-2008, 01:18 PM

hahah good stuff..
I like this part

Warnings:
All non Packer fans will hate you.

**BadlandsVikings** · 08-21-2008, 03:36 PM

Be an idiot

I think everybody knows that one

**marstc09** · 09-01-2008, 09:17 PM

"dfosterf" wrote:

Boy, that article was wrong.
OK, everything is true, except the part about hillbillies. I know this, see... there are no hills in Wisconsin to speak of,
that's why we are sodbusters.
I live in Pennsylvania.
We got hills. We got hillbillies, too, but we know them as rednecks.
I could argue the Chevy truck thing, too.
No self-respecting redneck/hillbilly and/or sodbuster would ever be caught dead in anything but a P.O.S. Ford product.

;D

Got me all worked up into a froth now.
For therapy I turn to my old standby, The Wedge Of Allegience:

You see, there's the proof of our intellectual acumen. (HUH, told THEM, didn't I)

;D

I think I just threw up in my mouth.

Looks like that link got deleted. DAMN!