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    Re: To hate this much

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    To hate this much:

    I f'ing hate the packers more than I hate Aids, Cancer, pedophiles, Al Qaeda, kittens, smelly poon, French people, Al Franken, the differently sexed Eye for the Straight Guy cast, "that time of the month", chicks who think they are too good to get on their knees, STDs, fat strippers, anorexic strippers, girls who don't strip, talking about "feelings", Joe Buck, watching Sex in the City, women with braces, hairy vaginas, women wanting me to watch movies like "Serendipity", old people, people who take young kids on planes, people who take young kids to movies, people who take young kids out to eat, lettuce, that one friend who always thinks the waitress likes him, getting a guy to wait on my table, ugly waitresses, male stewardesses, ugly stewardesses, old stewardesses, friends without benefits, metrosexuals, strangers that want to tell me about their lives, the DMV, Minneapolis traffic, LA traffic, Chicago traffic, radio stations in Kansas, dentists, laundry, syphillus, white guys who think they're black, Fran Drescher's voice/laugh, having to wipe, chiggers, mosquitoes that bite you on places that bend (knees, ankle, elbow, etc.) and credit card companies COMBINED.

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    Too funny I wrote this today.

    I f’ing hate the Vikings. It’s not that superficial kind of hate either, like when your Viking buddy gets you good playing sack tag or marstc tea bags you while you’re sleeping. It’s more like that repulsive hate. The kind of hate that causes you to look down and change direction much the same as when you run into someone with a mole on their face the size of White Bear Lake.

    Don’t get me wrong, I understand that it is societies fault. In these tough times there are teams, like the Packers for example, who are getting blue ribbons left and right. But, due to the self esteem initiative we continue to give the Vikings ribbons as well, usually those off-brown participation ribbons that even the mentally challenged kids get. Then, we continue to let them come back next year and ‘try’ again. When a race horse breaks its leg they put it down. I just don’t understand.

    This repetition of frustration has left me nauseated. I would rather eat bran flakes while watching one-chick-two-cups … than spend a day in purple. The Vikings are like a triple-decker litter-box sandwich with diarrhea sauce, or buying the new Michael Bolton album - twice. It’s like a deaf kid playing musical chairs. Once in awhile he gets it right, but usually he just starts crying because his arse hurts. I am not pulling your plonker either. I truly hate the Vikings. They are like welfare babies, people that spit when they talk, and guys who can’t spell. It’s like buying a fish bowl with a blender in it. It's like meth mouth.

    I hate them with a passion. We all know their greatest asset is none. So why let them continue. I would gladly double my taxes for a Viking move to Los Angeles. Who knows, maybe they just have latent genital guilt. I am beyond guessing.
    I would like to throw them all in the outhouse, right after a double chili dog, each and every sister bangin’, white trash, purple horned one of them.

    Well knock me down and steal muh teeth.
    I generally am pretty easy going towards the Packers, heck sometimes I find myself rooting for them a little if the Vikings are out of it, but goll darnit that was some useless garbage.

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    Re: To hate this much

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    "MensaTice" wrote:
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    To hate this much:

    I f'ing hate the packers more than I hate Aids, Cancer, pedophiles, Al Qaeda, kittens, smelly poon, French people, Al Franken, the differently sexed Eye for the Straight Guy cast, "that time of the month", chicks who think they are too good to get on their knees, STDs, fat strippers, anorexic strippers, girls who don't strip, talking about "feelings", Joe Buck, watching Sex in the City, women with braces, hairy vaginas, women wanting me to watch movies like "Serendipity", old people, people who take young kids on planes, people who take young kids to movies, people who take young kids out to eat, lettuce, that one friend who always thinks the waitress likes him, getting a guy to wait on my table, ugly waitresses, male stewardesses, ugly stewardesses, old stewardesses, friends without benefits, metrosexuals, strangers that want to tell me about their lives, the DMV, Minneapolis traffic, LA traffic, Chicago traffic, radio stations in Kansas, dentists, laundry, syphillus, white guys who think they're black, Fran Drescher's voice/laugh, having to wipe, chiggers, mosquitoes that bite you on places that bend (knees, ankle, elbow, etc.) and credit card companies COMBINED.

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    Too funny I wrote this today.

    I f’ing hate the Vikings. It’s not that superficial kind of hate either, like when your Viking buddy gets you good playing sack tag or marstc tea bags you while you’re sleeping. It’s more like that repulsive hate. The kind of hate that causes you to look down and change direction much the same as when you run into someone with a mole on their face the size of White Bear Lake.

    Don’t get me wrong, I understand that it is societies fault. In these tough times there are teams, like the Packers for example, who are getting blue ribbons left and right. But, due to the self esteem initiative we continue to give the Vikings ribbons as well, usually those off-brown participation ribbons that even the mentally challenged kids get. Then, we continue to let them come back next year and ‘try’ again. When a race horse breaks its leg they put it down. I just don’t understand.

    This repetition of frustration has left me nauseated. I would rather eat bran flakes while watching one-chick-two-cups … than spend a day in purple. The Vikings are like a triple-decker litter-box sandwich with diarrhea sauce, or buying the new Michael Bolton album - twice. It’s like a deaf kid playing musical chairs. Once in awhile he gets it right, but usually he just starts crying because his arse hurts. I am not pulling your plonker either. I truly hate the Vikings. They are like welfare babies, people that spit when they talk, and guys who can’t spell. It’s like buying a fish bowl with a blender in it. It's like meth mouth.

    I hate them with a passion. We all know their greatest asset is none. So why let them continue. I would gladly double my taxes for a Viking move to Los Angeles. Who knows, maybe they just have latent genital guilt. I am beyond guessing.
    I would like to throw them all in the outhouse, right after a double chili dog, each and every sister bangin’, white trash, purple horned one of them.

    Well knock me down and steal muh teeth.
    You and your site like to make a lot a gay references. Are you hiding something? Do you smell that?

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    Mensa,

    I can tell your really holding back..... Tell us how you really feel
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    Re: To hate this much

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    To hate this much:

    I f'ing hate the packers more than I hate Aids, Cancer, pedophiles, Al Qaeda, kittens, smelly poon, French people, Al Franken, the differently sexed Eye for the Straight Guy cast, "that time of the month", chicks who think they are too good to get on their knees, STDs, fat strippers, anorexic strippers, girls who don't strip, talking about "feelings", Joe Buck, watching Sex in the City, women with braces, hairy vaginas, women wanting me to watch movies like "Serendipity", old people, people who take young kids on planes, people who take young kids to movies, people who take young kids out to eat, lettuce, that one friend who always thinks the waitress likes him, getting a guy to wait on my table, ugly waitresses, male stewardesses, ugly stewardesses, old stewardesses, friends without benefits, metrosexuals, strangers that want to tell me about their lives, the DMV, Minneapolis traffic, LA traffic, Chicago traffic, radio stations in Kansas, dentists, laundry, syphillus, white guys who think they're black, Fran Drescher's voice/laugh, having to wipe, chiggers, mosquitoes that bite you on places that bend (knees, ankle, elbow, etc.) and credit card companies COMBINED.

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    Re: To hate this much

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    Here is my blob from my myspace page.
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    To hate this much:

    I f'ing hate the packers more than I hate Aids, Cancer, pedophiles, Al Qaeda, kittens, smelly poon, French people, Al Franken, the differently sexed Eye for the Straight Guy cast, "that time of the month", chicks who think they are too good to get on their knees, STDs, fat strippers, anorexic strippers, girls who don't strip, talking about "feelings", Joe Buck, watching Sex in the City, women with braces, hairy vaginas, women wanting me to watch movies like "Serendipity", old people, people who take young kids on planes, people who take young kids to movies, people who take young kids out to eat, lettuce, that one friend who always thinks the waitress likes him, getting a guy to wait on my table, ugly waitresses, male stewardesses, ugly stewardesses, old stewardesses, friends without benefits, metrosexuals, strangers that want to tell me about their lives, the DMV, Minneapolis traffic, LA traffic, Chicago traffic, radio stations in Kansas, dentists, laundry, syphillus, white guys who think they're black, Fran Drescher's voice/laugh, having to wipe, chiggers, mosquitoes that bite you on places that bend (knees, ankle, elbow, etc.) and credit card companies COMBINED.

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    Couldn't agree more, sure hope they win tonight.

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    Not sure how I missed the original post.

    Mensa, you are a man after my own heart.
    Man it sucks that we need them to help us out.
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    mosquitoes that bite you on places that bend (knees, ankle, elbow, etc.)
    i just spit out my coffee all over my computer when i read this..!!! that was awesome!!!

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    Glad to see this never died.
    Nice season packers

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    Glad to see this never died.
    Nice season packers
    I see you didn't die either

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    To hate this much:

    I f'ing hate the packers more than I hate Aids, Cancer, pedophiles, Al Qaeda, kittens, smelly poon, French people, Al Franken, the differently sexed Eye for the Straight Guy cast, "that time of the month", chicks who think they are too good to get on their knees, STDs, fat strippers, anorexic strippers, girls who don't strip, talking about "feelings", Joe Buck, watching Sex in the City, women with braces, hairy vaginas, women wanting me to watch movies like "Serendipity", old people, people who take young kids on planes, people who take young kids to movies, people who take young kids out to eat, lettuce, that one friend who always thinks the waitress likes him, getting a guy to wait on my table, ugly waitresses, male stewardesses, ugly stewardesses, old stewardesses, friends without benefits, metrosexuals, strangers that want to tell me about their lives, the DMV, Minneapolis traffic, LA traffic, Chicago traffic, radio stations in Kansas, dentists, laundry, syphillus, white guys who think they're black, Fran Drescher's voice/laugh, having to wipe, chiggers, mosquitoes that bite you on places that bend (knees, ankle, elbow, etc.) and credit card companies COMBINED.

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