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    Re: Good Joke

    How about this one.

    Now I did not vote for Bush but I do support many of his policies.

    Ok disclaimer out of the way.

    Joke:
    Picture the Oval Office,
    Rumsfeld is briefing Bush on daily events and finishes his update by saying
    "and finally Mr.President 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed"
    Bush pauses and his head drops into his hands and he breaks out in to tears.
    All present are stunned by his show of emotion.
    Rumsfeld asks all others present to leave.
    The President composes himself and then Bush lifts his head up and says "just how many is a Brazilian?"

    Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck.....

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    Re: Good Joke

    "singersp" wrote:
    "DemonicViking" wrote:
    The media's love fest with Favre can be nauseating, there's no question about it. But making a joke involving a deceased parent.. that's a little out of bounds.. even if it ended with him really playing for the Packers.. I suppose some humor can be seen in that.. but still.
    OK, What did you do to the real DemonicViking? The one that wrote this;

    "DemonicViking" wrote:
    Wisconsin is a haven for cannibalistic savages, so this means they must eat the sheep they screw as well.

    I wonder who the Jets would be willing to give up for Favre.. hmmm.. since it appears there is no one "worthy enough" would the Packers accept a certain mammal they like to molest instead..? baaaaaaa ...


    Ahhh...I think I found the answer;

    "DemonicViking" wrote:
    Based on what you just said.. I don't think I wanna know, I'd hate to think there's some Wisconsin blood flowing from within me now...
    J/K :grin:
    Huh? What happened here..? :lol:

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    Re: Good Joke

    "singersp" wrote:
    This one's a little more tasteful;

    Brett Favre, after living a full life, died. When he got to Heaven, God was
    showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded
    Packers flag in the window. "This is yours for Eternity, Brett," said God.
    "This is very special, not everyone gets a house up here. Brett felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up to the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a three story mansion with a purple and gold sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Vikings flag, and in every window, a Norseman.

    Brett looked at God and said, "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I won a Super Bowl and I was a 3 time MVP. I even went to the hall of fame."

    God said, "So what do you want to know, Brett?"
    "Well, why does Dante Culpepper get a better house than me?"
    God chuckled and said "Brett, that's not Dante’s house, he’s still very much alive! That house is mine."
    What you guys didn't know is that in this joke, John Madden lives in Bretty Boy's toilet...that way he can continue to kiss Favray's butt for eternity! :lol:
    BANNED OR DEAD...I'LL TAKE EITHER ONE

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    I laughed, I cried .... I stuck another pin in my Farve' voodoo doll. Good luck lil' bretty not throwing a int this weekend .....

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    Re: Good Joke

    thats a preety good joke, kids at school come up with the stupidest vikings ones that i have heard pry 1,000 times so now i can tell them this one

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    Re: Good Joke

    "vikesfan353" wrote:
    Little Brett was sitting in class and the discussion of what the kids fathers did for a living came up.
    All the usual occupations came up, fireman, policeman,construction worker,etc...
    The teacher noticed Brett was being unusualy quiet, so she asked Brett '"what does your father do for a living"?
    Brett said"my father is an exotic dancer in a *** bar, he takes his clothes off for money and if the price is right he even goes into the alley to make love to them.
    The horrified teacher immediately tells the class to take out their coloring books and do some coloring!
    She takes Brett into the hall and asks" is this really true"?
    Brett said"No, he plays for the Green Bay Packers and I was to embarrased to tell the class that!!!
    lmfao! good stuff

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    "vikesfan353" wrote:
    Little Brett was sitting in class and the discussion of what the kids fathers did for a living came up.
    All the usual occupations came up, fireman, policeman,construction worker,etc...
    The teacher noticed Brett was being unusualy quiet, so she asked Brett '"what does your father do for a living"?
    Brett said"my father is an exotic dancer in a *** bar, he takes his clothes off for money and if the price is right he even goes into the alley to make love to them.
    The horrified teacher immediately tells the class to take out their coloring books and do some coloring!
    She takes Brett into the hall and asks" is this really true"?
    Brett said"No, he plays for the Green Bay Packers and I was to embarrased to tell the class that!!!

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    "DemonicViking" wrote:
    As much as I might joke on Brett, and the fact that he plays for GB.. I thought that was taking things a bit far... the father joke.. classless.
    I think it would be better as "Brittany Favre" (favre's daughter) was sitting in class...

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