Thread: Good Joke

Little Brett was sitting in class and the discussion of what the kids fathers did for a living came up.
All the usual occupations came up, fireman, policeman,construction worker,etc...
The teacher noticed Brett was being unusualy quiet, so she asked Brett '"what does your father do for a living"?
Brett said"my father is an exotic dancer in a gay bar, he takes his clothes off for money and if the price is right he even goes into the alley to make love to them.
The horrified teacher immediately tells the class to take out their coloring books and do some coloring!
She takes Brett into the hall and asks" is this really true"?
Brett said"No, he plays for the Green Bay Packers and I was to embarrased to tell the class that!!!

:laughing3: that's a really good one

As much as I might joke on Brett, and the fact that he plays for GB.. I thought that was taking things a bit far... the father joke.. classless.

I'm a father and I think its hillarious.
To each his own I guess.

This one's a little more tasteful;

Brett Favre, after living a full life, died. When he got to Heaven, God was
showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded
Packers flag in the window. "This is yours for Eternity, Brett," said God.
"This is very special, not everyone gets a house up here. Brett felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up to the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a three story mansion with a purple and gold sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Vikings flag, and in every window, a Norseman.

Brett looked at God and said, "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I won a Super Bowl and I was a 3 time MVP. I even went to the hall of fame."

God said, "So what do you want to know, Brett?"
"Well, why does Dante Culpepper get a better house than me?"
God chuckled and said "Brett, that's not Dante’s house, he’s still very much alive! That house is mine."

lmao, thats a good one. I gotta tell that to some people.

The media's love fest with Favre can be nauseating, there's no question about it. But making a joke involving a deceased parent.. that's a little out of bounds.. even if it ended with him really playing for the Packers.. I suppose some humor can be seen in that.. but still.

Add that to the Packer jokes section.

"DemonicViking" wrote:

The media's love fest with Favre can be nauseating, there's no question about it. But making a joke involving a deceased parent.. that's a little out of bounds.. even if it ended with him really playing for the Packers.. I suppose some humor can be seen in that.. but still.

OK, What did you do to the real DemonicViking? The one that wrote this;

"DemonicViking" wrote:

Wisconsin is a haven for cannibalistic savages, so this means they must eat the sheep they screw as well.

I wonder who the Jets would be willing to give up for Favre.. hmmm.. since it appears there is no one "worthy enough" would the Packers accept a certain mammal they like to molest instead..? baaaaaaa ...

Ahhh...I think I found the answer;

"DemonicViking" wrote:

Based on what you just said.. I don't think I wanna know, I'd hate to think there's some Wisconsin blood flowing from within me now...

J/K :grin:

LMFAO!!!!! thats awesome