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    Girlfriend revenge

    K, my gf is from wisconsin, I'm obviously a diehard vikings fan. She bought a Green Bay Packers blanket and she makes me sleep with it if i want to sleep with her... The other day my roommate got a picture of me cuddled up in a packers blanket. I need some ideas for revenge, something witty! Anything that incorporates clearing my name from being seen draped in Puker colors gets extra points!

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    Re: Girlfriend revenge

    you're screwed

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    Re: Girlfriend revenge

    "And3rs53" wrote:
    K, my gf is from wisconsin, I'm obviously a diehard vikings fan. She bought a Green Bay Packers blanket and she makes me sleep with it if i want to sleep with her... The other day my roommate got a picture of me cuddled up in a packers blanket. I need some ideas for revenge, something witty! Anything that incorporates clearing my name from being seen draped in Puker colors gets extra points!
    Paint her face purple and gold when she's sleeping.
    Vegans are eating the rainforests. =(

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    Re: Girlfriend revenge

    "And3rs53" wrote:
    K, my gf is from wisconsin, I'm obviously a diehard vikings fan. She bought a Green Bay Packers blanket and she makes me sleep with it if i want to sleep with her... The other day my roommate got a picture of me cuddled up in a packers blanket. I need some ideas for revenge, something witty! Anything that incorporates clearing my name from being seen draped in Puker colors gets extra points!
    A pic of you "cuddled up" in a 'Vikes blanket, WITH the roomates girlfriend? Extra ponts? I'll gladly accept. Thank you very much.
    Tuco the world.....

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    "Formo" wrote:
    "And3rs53" wrote:
    K, my gf is from wisconsin, I'm obviously a diehard vikings fan. She bought a Green Bay Packers blanket and she makes me sleep with it if i want to sleep with her... The other day my roommate got a picture of me cuddled up in a packers blanket. I need some ideas for revenge, something witty! Anything that incorporates clearing my name from being seen draped in Puker colors gets extra points!
    Paint her face purple and gold when she's sleeping.
    Too messy, I wouldn't get laid for a month....

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    "Jereamiah" wrote:
    "And3rs53" wrote:
    K, my gf is from wisconsin, I'm obviously a diehard vikings fan. She bought a Green Bay Packers blanket and she makes me sleep with it if i want to sleep with her... The other day my roommate got a picture of me cuddled up in a packers blanket. I need some ideas for revenge, something witty! Anything that incorporates clearing my name from being seen draped in Puker colors gets extra points!
    A pic of you "cuddled up" in a 'Vikes blanket, WITH the roomates girlfriend? Extra ponts? I'll gladly accept. Thank you very much.
    lol thats an awesome revenge!


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    She deserves some kind of medal.
    "You can look pretty smart if you have a knack for planning ahead. That's Ted. The Packers are in good hands." - Ron Wolf


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    Re: Girlfriend revenge

    Obviously you messed up someplace at the beginning of the relationship.
    You need to get "Hand" back.
    This might be hard on you for a while but go ahead and [size=10pt]"Cut her off"[/size].

    Been my experience that they absolutely hate this.
    After a couple of days they will start to mess with you, but eventually, they will break.
    Never took more than a week by the way.
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    Re: Girlfriend revenge

    "Marrdro" wrote:
    Obviously you messed up someplace at the beginning of the relationship.
    You need to get "Hand" back.
    This might be hard on you for a while but go ahead and [size=10pt]"Cut her off"[/size].

    Been my experience that they absolutely hate this.
    After a couple of days they will start to mess with you, but eventually, they will break.
    Never took more than a week by the way.
    THIS!

    After denying her for a week or two she'll be so insecure about herself she'll be begging you to come to bed.
    This is your prime opportunity to play hardball and force a ditching of the puke looking blanket.

    You can do it!
    You have our support.
    Plenty of hot naked women on the internet to get you by for now...and they won't force you to cuddle with a nightmare.

    Oh yeah...Don't blame it on the blanket.
    Just make up excuses like "I'm tired tonight, or I have a headache"
    Drag that on long enough and she'll start to think something is wrong with herself.
    She'll be crawling in her own skin.


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    Re: Girlfriend revenge

    Dump her.

    The ultimate revenge.
    You win, she loses!

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