GHOST SEX !!

**CynicalVike** · 12-07-2005, 03:30 AM

GHOST SEX

A professor at the University of Wisconsin was giving a
lecture of the supernatural.

To get a feel for his audience, he asks,
"How many people here believe in ghosts?"
About 90 students raise their hands.

"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who
believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?"

About 40 students raise their hands.

"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this
seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"

About 15 students raise their hand.

"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"
3 students raise their hands.

"That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question
further...Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"

Way in the back, Sven raises his hand.
The professor takes off his glasses,
and says "Son, all the years I've been giving
this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost.
You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."

The big Norwegian student wearing a Packers jersey
replied with a nod and a grin,
and began to make his way up to the podium.
When he reached
the front of the room, the professor asks, "So, Sven,
tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?"

Sven replied, "From way back der in da back I taut jew said Goats."

Prophet · 12-07-2005, 03:32 AM

LMAO, good one!

**BBQ Platypus** · 12-07-2005, 03:39 AM

What about the ghost of a goat? Given the fact that he was dumb enough to take a class in the supernatural, it would probably be the greatest moment in his sad, pathetic life.

**Ltrey33** · 12-07-2005, 03:43 AM

Haha! Crazy goat humpers.

**Lotza** · 12-07-2005, 04:00 AM

HAHA FUNNY!

**midgensa** · 12-07-2005, 04:06 AM

Saw that one coming some how, but that is an excellent joke ...

**outcast316** · 12-07-2005, 04:48 AM

:laughing3:

**Potus2028** · 12-07-2005, 04:51 AM

that's deep.. and flowing..

gets my mind going...

**ultravikingfan** · 12-07-2005, 05:43 AM

That was pretty good.

Add it to our Packer Jokes! http://www.purplepride.org/vikes/index.php?name=Jokes

**whiteboy** · 12-07-2005, 05:48 AM

"CynicalVike" wrote:

GHOST SEX

A professor at the University of Wisconsin was giving a
lecture of the supernatural.

To get a feel for his audience, he asks,
"How many people here believe in ghosts?"
About 90 students raise their hands.

"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who
believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?"

About 40 students raise their hands.

"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this
seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"

About 15 students raise their hand.

"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"
3 students raise their hands.

"That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question
further...Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"

Way in the back, Sven raises his hand.
The professor takes off his glasses,
and says "Son, all the years I've been giving
this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost.
You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."

The big Norwegian student wearing a Packers jersey
replied with a nod and a grin,
and began to make his way up to the podium.
When he reached
the front of the room, the professor asks, "So, Sven,
tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?"

Sven replied, "From way back der in da back I taut jew said Goats."

LMFAO!!!! :laughing3: