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    hawaiianvike21 is offline Team Alumni
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    Funny application for packer fans.

    Found this on another board and thought it was pretty hilarious. I mean most packer fans fit the bill on this application.

    This should pass the offseason a little more quicker. :lol:




    Application to Become
    a Green Bay Packer Fan

    Name: ________________________________
    CB Handle: ____________________________
    Neck Shade:
    ___Light Red ___Medium Red ___Dark Red

    Number of teeth in exposed full grin:
    ___Upper ___Lower
    Mobile Home Color:
    __ Two-Tone; brown & white
    __ Two-Tone; pink & white
    __ Faded Green
    Model of Pickup Truck: ___________
    Size of tires: __________

    Length of Right Leg: ____ Length of Left Leg: ______


    1. I am in love with
    ___My Right Hand ___ My Left Hand
    ___Both Hands

    2. My favorite music:
    ___Country ___ Western
    ___Anything played on an accordion

    3. My Favorite Meal:
    ___head cheese & Old Milwaukee
    ___venison sausage & Old Milwaukee
    ___cheese curds & Old Milwaukee
    ___pickled pigs feet
    ___$5.99 fish fry
    ___7 course meal: brat and 6 pack of Old Milwaukee

    4. Preferred Weapon:
    ___12 guage ___ forehead
    ___tire iron ___ chain saw
    ___ice auger

    5. Primary auto:
    ___'67 Ford Galaxy
    ___'67 Ford Galaxy w/ transmission
    ___'67 Ford Galaxy w/ '73 Chevy Impala tranny
    ___'67 Ford Galaxy w/ '73 Chevy Impala tranny and '71 Buick engine

    6. I usually greet people by saying:
    ___Ya hey dere
    ___Dem Packers is a playing like a bunch of old women
    ___Dey should take da whole bunch a dem Milwaukee Brewers and just line em up and shoot em

    7. I can count to:
    ___10 ___ 20 if I take off my shoes
    ___21, if I get naked

    8. Favorite Reading:
    ___Sheep Illustrated ___ beer bottle labels
    ___Guns and Ammo ___Today's Dairy

    9. Things in my front yard:
    ___car on blocks ___ transmissions
    ___various kitchen appliances
    ___deer hanging from tree (in season)
    ___deer hanging from tree (out of season)

    10. My favorite female in the world:
    ___my mom ___ my sister
    ___both, cause I think my sister is my mother

    11. I mostly wear:
    ___orange polyester ___camoflauge
    ___a wedge of cheese on my head

    12. The most memorable event I ever attended:
    ___Minocqua Moose Call Competition
    ___Omega Outboard Motor Repair Finals
    ___Lake Tomahawk Crew Cut Championships
    ___Carp Queen Beauty Contest

    13. My favorite entertainment:
    ___deer hunting while drinking
    ___watching Green Acres while drinking
    ___snowmobiling while drinking

    14. Pick one:
    ___someone is helping me read this
    ___someone is reading this to me


    ================================================== ===

    send to:

    Tug McNugget's Sheep and Cycle
    123 Roadapple Drive(third trailor off of highway HH)
    Green Bay, WI 54301
    Hupo oe ke kau ana i ka waiupa a ma kou pa o & Hupo na Po o waiupa a


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    Re: Funny application for packer fans.

    thats listed on our site in downloadable format since 1998...look under the PAcker Punks category for "Packer Fan App".

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    Re: Funny application for packer fans.

    ops: uh oh, someone admited to straying. :lol:

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    hawaiianvike21 is offline Team Alumni
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    Re: Funny application for packer fans.

    "webmaster" wrote:
    thats listed on our site in downloadable format since 1998...look under the PAcker Punks category for "Packer Fan App".

    Ooops, didnt see that. I never checked that out on it. My bad. ops:

    But its still worth posting for people who havent fully explored this site. :wink:
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