Funny application for packer fans.

**hawaiianvike21** · 05-12-2005, 02:42 AM

Found this on another board and thought it was pretty hilarious. I mean most packer fans fit the bill on this application.

This should pass the offseason a little more quicker. :lol:

Application to Become
a Green Bay Packer Fan

Name: ________________________________
CB Handle: ____________________________
Neck Shade:
___Light Red ___Medium Red ___Dark Red

Number of teeth in exposed full grin:
___Upper ___Lower
Mobile Home Color:
__ Two-Tone; brown & white
__ Two-Tone; pink & white
__ Faded Green
Model of Pickup Truck: ___________
Size of tires: __________

Length of Right Leg: ____ Length of Left Leg: ______

1. I am in love with
___My Right Hand ___ My Left Hand
___Both Hands

2. My favorite music:
___Country ___ Western
___Anything played on an accordion

3. My Favorite Meal:
___head cheese & Old Milwaukee
___venison sausage & Old Milwaukee
___cheese curds & Old Milwaukee
___pickled pigs feet
___$5.99 fish fry
___7 course meal: brat and 6 pack of Old Milwaukee

4. Preferred Weapon:
___12 guage ___ forehead
___tire iron ___ chain saw
___ice auger

5. Primary auto:
___'67 Ford Galaxy
___'67 Ford Galaxy w/ transmission
___'67 Ford Galaxy w/ '73 Chevy Impala tranny
___'67 Ford Galaxy w/ '73 Chevy Impala tranny and '71 Buick engine

6. I usually greet people by saying:
___Ya hey dere
___Dem Packers is a playing like a bunch of old women
___Dey should take da whole bunch a dem Milwaukee Brewers and just line em up and shoot em

7. I can count to:
___10 ___ 20 if I take off my shoes
___21, if I get naked

8. Favorite Reading:
___Sheep Illustrated ___ beer bottle labels
___Guns and Ammo ___Today's Dairy

9. Things in my front yard:
___car on blocks ___ transmissions
___various kitchen appliances
___deer hanging from tree (in season)
___deer hanging from tree (out of season)

10. My favorite female in the world:
___my mom ___ my sister
___both, cause I think my sister is my mother

11. I mostly wear:
___orange polyester ___camoflauge
___a wedge of cheese on my head

12. The most memorable event I ever attended:
___Minocqua Moose Call Competition
___Omega Outboard Motor Repair Finals
___Lake Tomahawk Crew Cut Championships
___Carp Queen Beauty Contest

13. My favorite entertainment:
___deer hunting while drinking
___watching Green Acres while drinking
___snowmobiling while drinking

14. Pick one:
___someone is helping me read this
___someone is reading this to me

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send to:

Tug McNugget's Sheep and Cycle
123 Roadapple Drive(third trailor off of highway HH)
Green Bay, WI 54301