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    Convert one evil Packer fan from their false-idol worship today!!

    To All You Hardy Viking's Fans (basically, anyone reading this):
    Convert one of those led astray, annoying Packer fans today.
    It's easy as 123:


    1)Find a fair-weathered Packer fan (for 1st time converters it's easier)


    2)Complement the Pack (well, pretend to)


    3)Slowly begin the process of pointing out only the Pack's bad sides (not hard)


    4)Very sneakily change the converation into how good the Vikings are looking (not hard unless attempted a week after the Vikes lost and Pack won)


    5)Ask your new "friend" if he would like to come see the next Vikings game with you wherever you are watching it


    6)Buy him a "I Love the Vikes" bumper sticker and enroll him in PPO


    7)You are now a Vikings missionary
    "The Vikes have gotta do what the Vikes have gotta do." ;-)






    -theman, gameday

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    Re: Convert one evil Packer fan from their false-idol worship today!!

    Or just kick them in the nuts and laugh at them for following a shitty team. Use the saved energy on something important like watching paint dry.

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    Re: Convert one evil Packer fan from their false-idol worship today!!

    Funny stuff, I would prefer to keep the retarded fans to a minimum so I'm more likely to take Del's advice.

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    Re: Convert one evil Packer fan from their false-idol worship today!!

    I would go with Dels' method, if they were stupid enough to become a Packer fan in the 1st place do we want them?
    What we've got here is failure to communicate.

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    Re: Convert one evil Packer fan from their false-idol worship today!!

    yep, have to go along with with del's idea, besides maybe kicking them in the nuts will make them realize they are for the wrong team
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    Re: Convert one evil Packer fan from their false-idol worship today!!

    I think that Freya converted her hubby into a Vikings fan (he was supposedly a Packers fan before).

    Of course, us guys might NOT want to resort to the methods that she probably employed to win him over!
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    Re: Convert one evil Packer fan from their false-idol worship today!!

    "Del" wrote:
    Or just kick them in the nuts and laugh at them for following a poohie team. Use the saved energy on something important like watching paint dry.

    LOL!! "Kick em in the nuts!!" I don't know which south park character always says that (I think Cartman) but it makes me laugh everytime he says it!

    I get the most pissed off looks from people with my VKG 4 LFE Wisconsin license plate, and I LOVE IT!!

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    Re: Convert one evil Packer fan from their false-idol worship today!!

    Well, they are called the "Packers"
    :-X

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