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    Stupid People - Here's Your Sign

    Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid"

    That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You
    wouldn't ask them anything. It would be like, "Excuse
    me...oops, never mind. I didn't see your sign." ...

    It's like before my wife and I moved. Our house was
    full of boxes and there was a U-Haul truck in our
    driveway. My friend comes over and says, "Hey, you
    moving?" "Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or
    twice a week to see how many boxes it takes. Here's
    your sign."

    A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy
    of mine, we pulled his boat into the dock, I lifted up
    this big 'ol stringer of bass and this idiot on the
    dock goes, "Hey, y'all catch all them fish?" "Nope -
    Talked 'em into giving up. Here's your sign."

    I was watching one of those animal shows on the
    Discovery Channel. There was a guy inventing a shark
    bite suit. And there's only one way to test it.
    "all right Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks
    good...They want you to jump into this pool of sharks,
    and you tell us if it hurts when they bite you."
    "Well, all right, but hold my sign. I don't
    wanna lose it."

    Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into
    one of those side-of-the-road gas stations. The
    attendant walks out, looks at my truck,
    looks at me, and I SWEAR he said, "Tire go flat?" I
    couldn't resist. I said, "Nope. I was driving around
    and those other three just swelled right up on me.
    Here's your sign."

    We were trying to sell our car about a year ago. A
    guy came over to the house and drove the car around
    for about 45 minutes. We get back to the house, he
    gets out of the car, reaches down and grabs the
    exhaust pipe, then goes, "Darn that's hot!" See?
    If he'd been wearing his sign, I could have stopped him.

    I learned to drive an 18 wheeler in my days of
    adventure. Wouldn't ya know I misjudged the height of
    a bridge. The truck got stuck and I couldn't get it
    out no matter how I tried. I radioed in for help and
    eventually a local cop shows up to take the report.
    He went through his basic questioning. No problem. I
    thought for sure he was clear of needing a sign...
    until he says "So..is your truck stuck?" I couldn't
    help myself! I looked at him, looked back at the rig,
    then back to him and said, "No I'm delivering a bridge
    ...Here's your sign!".


    Bill Engvall, how appropriate! instead of stupid person they should right <insert packer fan's name here>

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    "triedandtruevikesfan" wrote:
    oh god now I know you're just stupid! You show me a team that hasn't had dissappointing seasons!! You're going to tell me that the Pack wins the super bowl every year?? Bunch of crap, you guys got let down last year too... just a little later then we did. Choking in the regular season or choking in the playoffs isn't that far apart. When you have a team that wins the super bowl every year then you can talk to me about dissappointment.

    my point went right over your head. Jesus Christ.

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    "VIKE58" wrote:
    "GBFan" wrote:
    seriously though, you guys look dumb making fun of the Pack. Is it jealousy? I don't know, maybe. It's like a Red Sox fan making fun of a Yankee fan. It just doesn't work. Packers have had more success than you guys, and when they have made it to the super bowl, they at least won it. You guys have probably suffered too much pain from this team, I give you credit for supporting them though, even after every dissapointing season.
    All I have to say to you is. 4th and 26 :bootyshake:

    http://vikingschokeyetagain.ytmnd.com

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    that's a worthless excuse. Packers didn't back into the playoffs. They won their games. It is you guys who went 3-7 losing to most of the pathetic teams in the league. Nobody backed it, you just fell apart.[/quote]

    Slackers BACKED IN. your little packer hopes hinged on a fluke TD that shouldnt have been counted in the first place. no way in hell that the receiver could have gotten both feet in but oh well, ive moved on and you slacker fans have your own little fluke play to moan about. this coming season us viking fans get to watch the continue of the packers crumble to the ground. any way please continue your job of looking dumb. you make every cowboy fan look better.

    dummy :thumbleft:

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    "GBFan" wrote:
    seriously though, you guys look dumb making fun of the Pack. Is it jealousy? I don't know, maybe. It's like a Red Sox fan making fun of a Yankee fan. It just doesn't work. Packers have had more success than you guys, and when they have made it to the super bowl, they at least won it. You guys have probably suffered too much pain from this team, I give you credit for supporting them though, even after every dissapointing season.
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    No seriously I've read your posts here and you just sound like a freakin
    idiot. What exactly did you expect to find on the trash the pack Viking
    fan board? Common sense is not over rated contrary to your belief.
    Green Bay police station toilet stolen.

    Cops say they have nothing to go on.

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    http://www.4thand26.com/pages/1/index.htm

    The difference between the ass-packers choke and our choke was yours was the 2nd round of the playoffs on national television and your team pussed out on 4th and less than a yard! Get some balls, all you gotta do is hike the ball and fall over and you won the game.
    Well, what goes around comes around.
    Skol!
    Go Vikings!

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    ah, such anger from Vikes fans. Jealousy sucks. Come talk to me when you guys actually win a Super Bowl.

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    ah, such nostalgia from a Puker fan. Idiocy like yours sucks too, dude. Come back and talk to us when you have something to brag about that happened somewhat recently....like the last 5 - 6 years? Oh, wait...better yet...just don't come back at all. :wink:

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    seriously!!! why is it that people insist on coming to other teams boards to bash other people's teams while swearing that their own is the best???

    no matter how many relevant points [if any] that you bring up, you will always be outnumbered and you will always end up looking like the idiot.

    it's like me going to china and saying communism sucks ... pointless and a waste of time

    so seriously GBF, we don't need packer fans like you on our board telling us how we choked before the packers did and how that makes the packers a better team

    record-wise, the packers were a better team than the vikings, yes ... but that was ever so long ago ... see in minnesota, they strive to work on improving things to make them better, not degress and pray that things go as well as last year

    but, you never know ... we'll just see who has the better team once the season rolls around

    alls i know is that if [and when] the vikings win the division, all you ass-packer fans will bitch and be like "oh but you've never won a superbowl" or "oh yeah we won the division last year" and stupid shit like that ... it's like that lightbulb joke ... how does it go again?? oh yeh ...

    how many packer fans does it take to install a lightbulb???

    11 ... 1 to install the lightbulb and 10 to talk about how good the old one was

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    "NeoVikesTX" wrote:
    http://www.4thand26.com/pages/1/index.htm

    The difference between the ass-packers choke and our choke was yours was the 2nd round of the playoffs on national television and your team pussed out on 4th and less than a yard! Get some balls, all you gotta do is hike the ball and fall over and you won the game.
    Well, what goes around comes around.
    Dude-believe me- I'm a HUGE Vikings fan- Our choke was much worse. We were playing the Cardinals- need I say more!

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