Thread: Christmas song

Twas the week before playoffs and Cheeseheads were
> sad,
> >They can't come to grips that their team is plain
> bad.
> >Reggie's long gone and Holmgren is history,
> >Favre's poppin'pills, is there no end to their
> misery?
> >They tried lame excuses, those damn Cheesehead
> whiners,
> >They almost got beat by the overrated Niners.
> >So into their trailer homes the Cheesers did
> scurry,
> >Like Favre on pain killers, their vision was
> blurry.
> >Scuttled about like a shepardless flock,
> >They crawled into bed clutching worthless Packer
> stock.
> >Alas, but sweet dreams now evade Titletown,
> >Replaced by the visions of each Viking touchdown.
> >Over and over they replay each Packer loss,
> > "Why'd we draft Holliday, we coulda had
> Moss?"
> >Seeking solace from Santa for their pathetic state,
> > "For what do we owe such inglorious fate?"
> >So out from the trailer Santa left with a bump,
> > "I hope you enjoy your next 30-year slump!"
> >Packer fans got too big for their britches,
> >How does it feel to be the Vikings new bitches?
>
>

see, the difference with the Vikes and Packers is that, well, the Packers don't choke like the Vikes do. No NFL season is complete without a vikings choke. 6-0 and you missed the playoffs? pathetic. Just like your team is.

Pathetic could also be described as relying on your division rival's mistakes in order to BACK into the playoffs and then doing your own brand of choking once you get there.

And yet ANOTHER way to describe pathetic would be to smack talk to a team's fans on their own message board about a subject like choking when that's exactly what chicken-boy Favre and the Pukers did in last year's playoffs.

oh but you know he's going to come back with "at least we made it to the playoffs" just thought I'd save ya the trouble!

Do you think that Viking fans don't know the reality of this team? We have seen it time and time again! So if you're going to insult us, come up with something original that every fan doesn't already know!!

"renovikesfan" wrote:

Pathetic could also be described as relying on your division rival's mistakes in order to BACK into the playoffs and then doing your own brand of choking once you get there.

that's a worthless excuse. Packers didn't back into the playoffs. They won their games. It is you guys who went 3-7 losing to most of the pathetic teams in the league. Nobody backed it, you just fell apart.

seriously though, you guys look dumb making fun of the Pack. Is it jealousy? I don't know, maybe. It's like a Red Sox fan making fun of a Yankee fan. It just doesn't work. Packers have had more success than you guys, and when they have made it to the super bowl, they at least won it. You guys have probably suffered too much pain from this team, I give you credit for supporting them though, even after every dissapointing season.

"GBFan" wrote:

seriously though, you guys look dumb making fun of the Pack. Is it jealousy? I don't know, maybe. It's like a Red Sox fan making fun of a Yankee fan. It just doesn't work. Packers have had more success than you guys, and when they have made it to the super bowl, they at least won it. You guys have probably suffered too much pain from this team, I give you credit for supporting them though, even after every dissapointing season.

All I have to say to you is. 4th and 26 :bootyshake:

oh god now I know you're just stupid! You show me a team that hasn't had dissappointing seasons!! You're going to tell me that the Pack wins the super bowl every year?? Bunch of crap, you guys got let down last year too... just a little later then we did. Choking in the regular season or choking in the playoffs isn't that far apart. When you have a team that wins the super bowl every year then you can talk to me about dissappointment.

I know I've mentioned it before somewhere on my posts, but I hate stupid people!!