Thread: brett favre's beard

i have been researching brett favre's facial hair for months now. after countless hours of wearing a lab coat while looking at porn on my computer, but with a page about brett favre open incase my parents come into the room i have made these findings.




what pictures come up on google when you search "brett favre beard" on google?

well, it turns out brett favre's facial hair doesn't consitute a beard, because these are my findings

this is the first picture to come up, however there is not much facial hair there

and this is the only other picture that comes up

i'm pretty sure this isn't brett farve, but to be sure i did a close up test.



on closer inspection this indeed is not brett favre, however he does have a beard.




does brett favre always have that stubly thing you call a beard?

no, he sometimes decides to shave in the morning, instead of at night. proof is found here

while this is actually the only picture that shows his face bare(other than that bottlewatered ad) and after searching 10 pages i couldn't find anymore




on closer inspection, what does brett favre's beard contain?

my first theroy was that brett favre's beard was actually drawn on with crayons. this theroy was quickly busted by this picture


it is a commonly known fact that children love to eat crayons and paper writen on by crayons as illistrated by these pictures


so when the children were confronted with a face covered in crayon they should have immediatly started trying to eat the crayon by any means neccesary

in scientific terms, this is a single hair at it's root


and since brett farve doesn't let his beard grow long, this is the majority of what we see. thereforethis is what brett favre's beard is made of. a closer picture of it can be seen here





so, what exactly does this "beard"look like?

it basically looks like a guy who hasn't shaved for about 2 days, but brett somehow manages to keep it at that lenght virtually all the time. here are some pictures




so why does brett favre keep this "beard"?

no one knows, but speculation is that he actually doesn't know how to shave and can only get to the barber once a week.

instructions for shaving can be found here







the conclusions of my research is that you can get porn on the internet for free, as long as you don't mind those dumb free tours that blur out the nudity.

my conclusions about brett favre's beard is that he cannot shave his own face, due to fear and from not knowing how to.

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You have way too much time on your hands.

it only looks long because of all the pictures in it.

haha this is hilarious

That was pretty funny yogi. :lol:

To say you were bored, would be an understatement.

no wonder he's the sexiest man in the NFL

You do realize that the weather has warmed up here in the states?

Maybe its time you looked out your window, opened the door, and went outside to play.

i live in canada

He doesn't know the meanings of beard.