Thread: The 40 top things you would NEVER hear a Packer Fan say

40. Oh I just couldn't. I mean really, she's only sixteen.
39. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
38. Duct tape won't fix that.
37. Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family
sedan.
36. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
35. We don't keep firearms in this house.
34. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
33. You can't feed that to the dog.
32. I thought Graceland was tacky.
31. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
30. Wrestling's fake.
29. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
28. We're vegetarians.
27. Do you think my gut is too big?
26. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and
gravy.
25. Honey, we don't need another dog.
24. Who gives a crap about the Dells.
23. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
22. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
21. Spittin is such a nasty habit.
20. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
19. Trim the fat off that steak.
18. Cappuccino tastes better than Espresso.
17. The tires on that truck are too big.
16. I'll have the Arugula and Radicchio salad.
15. I've got it all on the C drive.
14. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
13. Would you like your fish poached or broiled?
12. My fiancee, Bobbie Joe, is registered at Tiffany's.
11. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
10. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
9. Checkmate.
8. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
7. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
6. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
5. I believe a Merlot goes best with string cheese.
4. Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
3. I hate Spam and Velveeta sandwiches.
2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darlin .

And the #1 thing that you would never hear a Packer Fan say.......

1. Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin tonight

I have one:

"Wow, that receiver was wide open up the middle, and Brett just overthrew him !".

And the #1 thing that you would never hear a Packer Fan say.......

1. [s]Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin tonight[/s]

Favre is past his prime. He throws more interceptions than catches.

Sheep don't make me horny

What about "I love the Vikings"!
I think that would be #1

Has anyone seen my toothbrush?

Has anyone seen my clean underwear?

Don't put that dead animal in your trunk...you dont know how long its been sitting there!

Does this cheese make my head look fat?

My son/daughter is going to college!

Why do we wear cheese on our heads?

Any sentence with both a noun and a verb in it

I have to trim my nose hairs.