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    Oh Crystal Ball...

    Oh Crystal Ball
    Tell me now
    The things that
    I know not.
    Will he score
    Or will he bore?
    Will he work
    OR just smoke pot?
    Is he healthy
    when he's wealthy
    or will he wilt
    and rot?

    With some luck
    we may pluck
    a stud to help
    our stock...
    Or be stuck
    with a lame duck,
    boiling in
    the pot!!?! ;D
    Control the line, control the time, and give your D a chance to shine!!

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    Re: Oh Crystal Ball...

    Wow, thats a pretty little sonnet you wrote there.
    Let me get you the web address to my grandmas poetry group.
    You will fit right in, Shakespearviking!

    http://minnesotapoetry.com/\

    :P JK


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    Re: Oh Crystal Ball...

    Gee.....thanks for waisting the 30 seconds of my life I will never get back by opening this thread.... :

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    Re: Oh Crystal Ball...

    This is WAY better:

    I used to like to walk the straight and narrow line
    I used to think that everything was fine
    Sometimes Id like to sit and gaze for days through sleepless dreams
    All alone and trapped in time
    All alone and trapped in time

    I wonder what tomorrow has in mind for me
    Or am I even in its mind at all
    Perhaps Ill get a chance to look ahead and see
    Soon as I find myself a crystal ball
    Soon as I find myself a crystal ball

    Tell me, tell me where Im going
    I dont know where Ive been
    Tell me, tell me, wont you tell me
    And then tell me again
    My heart is breaking, my bodys aching
    And I dont know where to go
    Tell me, tell me, wont you tell me
    Ive just got to know

    Crystal ball
    Theres so many things I need to know
    Crystal ball
    Theres so many things Ive got to know
    Crystal ball

    [extra verse used occasionally live]
    If you should see me walking
    Through your dreams at night
    Would you please direct me
    Where I ought to be
    Ive been looking for a crystal ball
    To shed the light
    To find a future in me...
    To find a future in me...

    Crystal ball
    Theres so many things I need to know
    Crystal ball
    Theres so many things Ive got to know
    Crystal ball
    BANNED OR DEAD...I'LL TAKE EITHER ONE

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    Re: Oh Crystal Ball...

    "cajunvike" wrote:
    This is WAY better:
    Dear God, no.
    No Styx.
    Wayyyy too overwrought.
    Tommy Shaw was right - they could rock, but they were doomed by Dennis DeYoung's obsession with sweeping anthems.

    =Z=

    Thanks to Josdin for the awesome sig!

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    Re: Oh Crystal Ball...

    Ask the Crystal Ball.


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    http://www.spiritwalker.info/CrystalBall.htm
    Many many thanks to my talented friend Jos for the new Sig.http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v343/josdin00/Vikings/Marrdro_sig.jpg

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    Re: Oh Crystal Ball...

    "Zeus" wrote:
    "cajunvike" wrote:
    This is WAY better:
    Dear God, no.
    No Styx.
    Wayyyy too overwrought.
    Tommy Shaw was right - they could rock, but they were doomed by Dennis DeYoung's obsession with sweeping anthems.

    =Z=
    Hey, THIS Styx fan got to kiss Heather Locklear in the movie, "The Perfect Man":

    http://www.cbs.com/primetime/yes_dear/bios/mike_omalley_bio.shtml

    And he's DEFINITELY NOT WORTHY!
    SCHWING!!!


    BANNED OR DEAD...I'LL TAKE EITHER ONE

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    Re: Oh Crystal Ball...

    "Marrdro" wrote:
    Ask the Crystal Ball.


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    http://www.spiritwalker.info/CrystalBall.htm
    God Bless you Marrdro.
    I asked the crystal ball if my roommate is g@y and it said "almost certainly".
    I now have found a new place and am moving out immediately.
    Your crystal ball just saved me from an inevitable uncomfortable situation!


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    Re: Oh Crystal Ball...

    "cajunvike" wrote:
    "Zeus" wrote:
    "cajunvike" wrote:
    This is WAY better:
    Dear God, no.
    No Styx.
    Wayyyy too overwrought.
    Tommy Shaw was right - they could rock, but they were doomed by Dennis DeYoung's obsession with sweeping anthems.

    =Z=
    Hey, THIS Styx fan got to kiss Heather Locklear in the movie, "The Perfect Man":

    http://www.cbs.com/primetime/yes_dear/bios/mike_omalley_bio.shtml

    And he's DEFINITELY NOT WORTHY!
    SCHWING!!!
    Styx was my first-ever concert, wayyyyyyyy back in 1982 or 83 (I was in 9th grade).
    I appreciate Styx, but, Christ, so much of their stuff is soaring anthems and power ballads.
    Blech.

    =Z=

    Thanks to Josdin for the awesome sig!

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    Re: Oh Crystal Ball...

    Your crystal ball just saved me from an inevitable uncomfortable situation!
    You crack me up man.
    ;D
    Many many thanks to my talented friend Jos for the new Sig.http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v343/josdin00/Vikings/Marrdro_sig.jpg

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