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    Re: My Ode to Marr’s Mock

    "kevoncox" wrote:
    "josdin00" wrote:
    There once was a man from VA
    who decided where players would play
    but the decision was cast,
    not by him, at the last,
    but by Childress, alone, on draft day.

    ;D ;D ;D
    ;D ;D
    best yet.
    Both are pretty good but Jos's is the best.
    ;D
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    Re: My Ode to Marr’s Mock

    "jargomcfargo" wrote:
    Holy purple jesus batman! Must have been a busy day at work.

    "Zeus" wrote:
    [size=12pt]My Ode to Marr’s Mock[/size]

    c**I love the word I used**k

    =Z=
    Remind me not to shake your hand at the tailgate parties next year!


    Great stuff =Z=. I still think Mar and Chilli are one in the same! Not sure who the guy they sent to the tailgate was. Maybe that's old uncle Billy !?!
    LOL.
    One day I will tell you what I think of the Chiller.
    Many many thanks to my talented friend Jos for the new Sig.http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v343/josdin00/Vikings/Marrdro_sig.jpg

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    Re: My Ode to Marr’s Mock

    "singersp" wrote:
    Marrdro was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up."

    He looked around and couldn't see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice says again, "Pick me up."

    He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. Marrdro said, "Are you talking to me?"


    The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up! Then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I'll make sure that all of your friends are envious and jealous because you will have me as your bride."

    Marrdro looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully and placed it in his front shirt pocket.

    Then the frog said, "What,are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride."


    Marrdro opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, "Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog."
    I'd stick him on a dropper rig and send him down to tell me if there are any bigguns around the structure I was fishing.
    ;D
    Many many thanks to my talented friend Jos for the new Sig.http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v343/josdin00/Vikings/Marrdro_sig.jpg

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    Re: My Ode to Marr’s Mock

    I just thought I'd bump this, and save Zeus the time spent searching.

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    Re: My Ode to Marr’s Mock

    "Zeus" wrote:
    [size=12pt]My Ode to Marr’s Mock[/size]

    On PPO there is a man
    Who is sure of the truth in his plan
    He’s hunted the net
    For a hidden nugget
    That is missed by the average fan

    All just for one master sheet
    To make rivals bow down at his feet
    The perfect mock draft
    More art than craft
    To show he is a mocker elite

    There is but one problem for Marrdro
    In the end his mock draft will just blow
    His picks will be wrong
    His calls won’t be strong
    And he’ll be getting it hard on PPO

    The stock in his mock will rock
    It won’t be top cock on the block
    It may come as a shock
    To find that his work is just schlock
    He just didn’t choose the right jock

    His fury it will be unlocked
    When he learns that he has been outmocked
    He’ll call up his doc
    A Frenchman named Jacques
    Who’ll keep him electrically shocked

    The next morn he’ll review the bad scene
    And cry about pick seventeen
    “How could they pick Sweed?
    He’s not what they need!
    He doesn’t get off the line clean!”

    In the yard while metal detecting
    After a few hours of quiet reflecting
    He’ll decide what to do
    How to make it all new
    While digging up more crap for collecting

    Next morning, he’ll stuff a sweat sock
    With the crumpled remains of his mock
    He’ll put the sock in a can
    And like an American man
    He’ll fill it with lead from his Glock

    =Z=
    That is why I don't do mock drafts. What a waste of time.

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    Re: My Ode to Marr’s Mock

    "marstc09" wrote:
    That is why I don't do mock drafts. What a waste of time.
    Depends on your perspective....

    If you think that trying to guess at who will be picked and believe you will be right with a good percentage of your picks, then yes I agree. Waste of time as you are fooling yourself.

    If you are on the other hand using it during the offseason as a means to learn about the new draft class and what roles they can play in the NFL.
    Then it is very rewarding.

    Very few players got drafted in the first 4 or 5 rounds that I hadn't researched or read something on (mostly via jkjugaloo) in the last month or so.

    Again, really depends on your perspective.
    I rarely get more than 10 right in a 2 round mock.


    By the way, I'm still waiting on a ruling on the Felix Jones pick for Dallas. I should get credit even though I had them taking him at 28 instead of 22.
    ;D
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    Re: My Ode to Marr’s Mock

    "Marrdro" wrote:
    "marstc09" wrote:
    That is why I don't do mock drafts. What a waste of time.
    Depends on your perspective....

    If you think that trying to guess at who will be picked and believe you will be right with a good percentage of your picks, then yes I agree. Waste of time as you are fooling yourself.

    If you are on the other hand using it during the offseason as a means to learn about the new draft class and what roles they can play in the NFL.
    Then it is very rewarding.

    Very few players got drafted in the first 4 or 5 rounds that I hadn't researched or read something on (mostly via jkjugaloo) in the last month or so.

    Again, really depends on your perspective.
    I rarely get more than 10 right in a 2 round mock.


    By the way, I'm still waiting on a ruling on the Felix Jones pick for Dallas. I should get credit even though I had them taking him at 28 instead of 22.
    ;D
    I will just wait until we draft them to find out that info. Then I can blame Childress for picking them.
    ;D :P

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    Re: My Ode to Marr’s Mock

    "marstc09" wrote:
    "Marrdro" wrote:
    "marstc09" wrote:
    That is why I don't do mock drafts. What a waste of time.
    Depends on your perspective....

    If you think that trying to guess at who will be picked and believe you will be right with a good percentage of your picks, then yes I agree. Waste of time as you are fooling yourself.

    If you are on the other hand using it during the offseason as a means to learn about the new draft class and what roles they can play in the NFL.
    Then it is very rewarding.

    Very few players got drafted in the first 4 or 5 rounds that I hadn't researched or read something on (mostly via jkjugaloo) in the last month or so.

    Again, really depends on your perspective.
    I rarely get more than 10 right in a 2 round mock.


    By the way, I'm still waiting on a ruling on the Felix Jones pick for Dallas. I should get credit even though I had them taking him at 28 instead of 22.
    ;D
    I will just wait until we draft them to find out that info. Then I can blame Childress for picking them.
    ;D :P
    I do this whole thing to not only find out who we will be picking but all the teams.
    You can kindof get a feel for what thier front offices are thinking and then try to translate that into what they will do in the upcoming season.

    I want to be a GM in my next life.
    ;D
    Many many thanks to my talented friend Jos for the new Sig.http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v343/josdin00/Vikings/Marrdro_sig.jpg

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    Re: My Ode to Marr’s Mock

    "Marrdro" wrote:
    "marstc09" wrote:
    That is why I don't do mock drafts. What a waste of time.
    Depends on your perspective....

    If you think that trying to guess at who will be picked and believe you will be right with a good percentage of your picks, then yes I agree. Waste of time as you are fooling yourself.

    If you are on the other hand using it during the offseason as a means to learn about the new draft class and what roles they can play in the NFL.
    Then it is very rewarding.

    Very few players got drafted in the first 4 or 5 rounds that I hadn't researched or read something on (mostly via jkjugaloo) in the last month or so.

    Again, really depends on your perspective.
    I rarely get more than 10 right in a 2 round mock.


    By the way, I'm still waiting on a ruling on the Felix Jones pick for Dallas. I should get credit even though I had them taking him at 28 instead of 22.
    ;D
    I agree. I start learning about the new Draft class when NCAA comes out each year. I learn the names of each player rated high and i tend to run multiple dynasties and I learn most of the players that the game simulates having great seasons. I know it's only a game but by Nov, I have a great idea of the next draft class and I know a bit more about the plays I am watching play each week of the season. Lastly, I dive into the draft and scouting. I live for the combine and I look at projected team needs. It's really all about learning about the Newest group of NFL Rookies. I wish there was a way to translate this to women. I would have better luck.

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    Re: My Ode to Marr’s Mock

    "Marrdro" wrote:
    "marstc09" wrote:
    "Marrdro" wrote:
    "marstc09" wrote:
    That is why I don't do mock drafts. What a waste of time.
    Depends on your perspective....

    If you think that trying to guess at who will be picked and believe you will be right with a good percentage of your picks, then yes I agree. Waste of time as you are fooling yourself.

    If you are on the other hand using it during the offseason as a means to learn about the new draft class and what roles they can play in the NFL.
    Then it is very rewarding.

    Very few players got drafted in the first 4 or 5 rounds that I hadn't researched or read something on (mostly via jkjugaloo) in the last month or so.

    Again, really depends on your perspective.
    I rarely get more than 10 right in a 2 round mock.


    By the way, I'm still waiting on a ruling on the Felix Jones pick for Dallas. I should get credit even though I had them taking him at 28 instead of 22.
    ;D
    I will just wait until we draft them to find out that info. Then I can blame Childress for picking them.
    ;D :P
    I do this whole thing to not only find out who we will be picking but all the teams.
    You can kindof get a feel for what thier front offices are thinking and then try to translate that into what they will do in the upcoming season.

    I want to be a GM in my next life.
    ;D
    I only care about one team. I just want the other front offices to fail.

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