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    My Ode to Marr’s Mock

    [size=12pt]My Ode to Marr’s Mock[/size]

    On PPO there is a man
    Who is sure of the truth in his plan
    He’s hunted the net
    For a hidden nugget
    That is missed by the average fan

    All just for one master sheet
    To make rivals bow down at his feet
    The perfect mock draft
    More art than craft
    To show he is a mocker elite

    There is but one problem for Marrdro
    In the end his mock draft will just blow
    His picks will be wrong
    His calls won’t be strong
    And he’ll be getting it hard on PPO

    The stock in his mock will rock
    It won’t be top cock on the block
    It may come as a shock
    To find that his work is just schlock
    He just didn’t choose the right jock

    His fury it will be unlocked
    When he learns that he has been outmocked
    He’ll call up his doc
    A Frenchman named Jacques
    Who’ll keep him electrically shocked

    The next morn he’ll review the bad scene
    And cry about pick seventeen
    “How could they pick Sweed?
    He’s not what they need!
    He doesn’t get off the line clean!”

    In the yard while metal detecting
    After a few hours of quiet reflecting
    He’ll decide what to do
    How to make it all new
    While digging up more crap for collecting

    Next morning, he’ll stuff a sweat sock
    With the crumpled remains of his mock
    He’ll put the sock in a can
    And like an American man
    He’ll fill it with lead from his Glock

    =Z=

    Thanks to Josdin for the awesome sig!

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    Re: My Ode to Marr’s Mock

    Here Here...lol

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    Re: My Ode to Marr’s Mock

    haha well done my friend.....

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    Re: My Ode to Marr’s Mock

    There once was a man from VA
    who decided where players would play
    but the decision was cast,
    not by him, at the last,
    but by Childress, alone, on draft day.

    ;D ;D ;D

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    Re: My Ode to Marr’s Mock

    ;D, good work.
    Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. Mark Twain

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    Re: My Ode to Marr’s Mock

    Nicely done.

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    Re: My Ode to Marr’s Mock

    "josdin00" wrote:
    There once was a man from VA
    who decided where players would play
    but the decision was cast,
    not by him, at the last,
    but by Childress, alone, on draft day.

    ;D ;D ;D
    ;D ;D
    best yet.

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    Re: My Ode to Marr’s Mock



    This cracks me up
    ;D

    Thanks Josdin00 for the sig!

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    Re: My Ode to Marr’s Mock

    Holy purple jesus batman! Must have been a busy day at work.

    "Zeus" wrote:
    [size=12pt]My Ode to Marr’s Mock[/size]

    c**I love the word I used**k

    =Z=
    Remind me not to shake your hand at the tailgate parties next year!


    Great stuff =Z=. I still think Mar and Chilli are one in the same! Not sure who the guy they sent to the tailgate was. Maybe that's old uncle Billy !?!
    What takes a quarterback to the next level is not arm strength or mobility or any of that stuff. Its the ability to play on critical downs. Manage third downs, or red zones or four-minute or two-minute situations"
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    Re: My Ode to Marr’s Mock

    Marrdro was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up."

    He looked around and couldn't see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice says again, "Pick me up."

    He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. Marrdro said, "Are you talking to me?"


    The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up! Then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I'll make sure that all of your friends are envious and jealous because you will have me as your bride."

    Marrdro looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully and placed it in his front shirt pocket.

    Then the frog said, "What,are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride."


    Marrdro opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, "Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog."

    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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