My Ode to Marr’s Mock
[size=12pt]My Ode to Marr’s Mock[/size]
On PPO there is a man
Who is sure of the truth in his plan
He’s hunted the net
For a hidden nugget
That is missed by the average fan
All just for one master sheet
To make rivals bow down at his feet
The perfect mock draft
More art than craft
To show he is a mocker elite
There is but one problem for Marrdro
In the end his mock draft will just blow
His picks will be wrong
His calls won’t be strong
And he’ll be getting it hard on PPO
The stock in his mock will rock
It won’t be top cock on the block
It may come as a shock
To find that his work is just schlock
He just didn’t choose the right jock
His fury it will be unlocked
When he learns that he has been outmocked
He’ll call up his doc
A Frenchman named Jacques
Who’ll keep him electrically shocked
The next morn he’ll review the bad scene
And cry about pick seventeen
“How could they pick Sweed?
He’s not what they need!
He doesn’t get off the line clean!â€Â
In the yard while metal detecting
After a few hours of quiet reflecting
He’ll decide what to do
How to make it all new
While digging up more crap for collecting
Next morning, he’ll stuff a sweat sock
With the crumpled remains of his mock
He’ll put the sock in a can
And like an American man
He’ll fill it with lead from his Glock
=Z=
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haha well done my friend..... ;)
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There once was a man from VA
who decided where players would play
but the decision was cast,
not by him, at the last,
but by Childress, alone, on draft day.
;D ;D ;D
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"josdin00" wrote:
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There once was a man from VA
who decided where players would play
but the decision was cast,
not by him, at the last,
but by Childress, alone, on draft day.
;D ;D ;D
;D ;D
best yet.
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Holy purple jesus batman! Must have been a busy day at work. :)
"Zeus" wrote:
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[size=12pt]My Ode to Marr’s Mock[/size]
c**I love the word I used**k
=Z=
Remind me not to shake your hand at the tailgate parties next year!
:o
Great stuff =Z=. I still think Mar and Chilli are one in the same! Not sure who the guy they sent to the tailgate was. Maybe that's old uncle Billy !?!
Re: My Ode to Marr’s Mock
Marrdro was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up."
He looked around and couldn't see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice says again, "Pick me up."
He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. Marrdro said, "Are you talking to me?"
The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up! Then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I'll make sure that all of your friends are envious and jealous because you will have me as your bride."
Marrdro looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully and placed it in his front shirt pocket.
Then the frog said, "What,are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride."
Marrdro opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, "Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog."
