CB Tony Beckham at the top of Vikings emergency list?

**nephilimstorm** · 07-14-2006, 12:21 AM

I think its a good idea to sign him

**Braddock** · 07-14-2006, 01:05 AM

Guys we need to start saving our money so we can buy Moss back. We can't spend it on these losers.

**Zeus** · 07-14-2006, 01:10 PM

"singersp" wrote:

"AWZeus" wrote:

"singersp" wrote:

[size=18px]Beckham remains unsigned three weeks before camp [/size]

I'm trying to come up with a "Bend it like" joke, but it's just not coming.

Suffice to say, his wife is a skank, and I'll leave it at that.

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:scratch: What does his wife have to do with Beckhams playing ability?

They're looking at signing him, not his wife.

Just out of curiosity, what makes you think she's a skank anyways?

Because she used to be a Spice Girl.

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**KY Vike** · 07-15-2006, 06:09 PM

"AWZeus" wrote:

"singersp" wrote:

"AWZeus" wrote:

"singersp" wrote:

[size=18px]Beckham remains unsigned three weeks before camp [/size]

I'm trying to come up with a "Bend it like" joke, but it's just not coming.

Suffice to say, his wife is a skank, and I'll leave it at that.

=Z=

:scratch: What does his wife have to do with Beckhams playing ability?

They're looking at signing him, not his wife.

Just out of curiosity, what makes you think she's a skank anyways?

Because she used to be a Spice Girl.

=Z=

He is obviously talking about David Beckham. And even if his wife is a skank, she is dope.

**singersp** · 07-15-2006, 06:17 PM

"AWZeus" wrote:

Suffice to say, his wife is a skank, and I'll leave it at that.

=Z=

Because she used to be a Spice Girl.

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"KY Vike" wrote:

He is obviously talking about David Beckham. And even if his wife is a skank, she is dope.

:roll: So what you guys are saying is we should never sign a player, regardless of his talent, if you think his wife or GF is a skank or dope?

**Zeus** · 07-15-2006, 10:07 PM

"singersp" wrote:

"AWZeus" wrote:

Suffice to say, his wife is a skank, and I'll leave it at that.

=Z=

Because she used to be a Spice Girl.

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"KY Vike" wrote:

He is obviously talking about David Beckham. And even if his wife is a skank, she is dope.

:roll: So what you guys are saying is we should never sign a player, regardless of his talent, if you think his wife or GF is a skank or dope?

No. What I am saying is that this guy, Tony Beckham, has the same last name as the world-famous English soccer player David Beckham. David Beckham is married to Victoria Adams, the former Posh Spice of the Spice Girls. It is that girl, Victoria Beckham, who is the skanky dope.

None of which has anything to do with Tony Beckham, other than that they all have the same last name.

And now that I have had to totally explain this, any hope for humour based on the common last name has been totally beaten out of this subject.

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