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04-03-2008, 01:02 PM
dcboardr41

April Fools Mock Draft

http://walterfootball.com/draft2008aprilfools.php

A very amusing Mock Draft.

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Minnesota Vikings: Colt Brennan, QB, Hawaii

Sorry, Tarvaris Jackson fans - your favorite player's days are numbered.

"Look, we love Tarvaris, we think he's an incredible quarterback," Brad Childress explained. "But we love Colt Brennan so much more. First of all, he can make all the throws. His arm strength is unparalleled. Second, we like how he's so modest. That rainbow visor he wears is just there so opposing defenses don't see how modest he is. Third, we love his attitude. He would never do anything like assault an innocent girl or burglarize a house. To us, Colt Brennan is the ultimate quarterback."

I guess I'm making it pretty obvious that it's April Fools, huh
04-03-2008, 01:20 PM
tgorsegner

Re: April Fools Mock Draft

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here are some examples of Green Bay analysis this past year:

Ron Jaworski: "OMG BRETT FAVRE BRETT FAVRE FAVRE OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG FAVRE BRETT FAVRE BRETT OMG BRETT FAVRE OMG!"

John Madden: "Now you see, there are baseball cap guys and visor guys. Brett Favre seems like cap guy, doesn't he? I think Brett Favre is the kind of guy who would wear a baseball cap. As for a visor, I don't think Brett Favre would ever wear a visor. Brett Favre, Brett Favre is no visor guy. But Brett Favre, now Brett Favre seems like a guy who would like a good truducken."

Emmitt Smith: "Brett Favre have been a good quarterback for a very long times."

Hahaha Lmao the best part!
04-03-2008, 07:56 PM
marstc09

Re: April Fools Mock Draft

"tgorsegner" wrote:

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here are some examples of Green Bay analysis this past year:

Ron Jaworski: "OMG BRETT FAVRE BRETT FAVRE FAVRE OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG FAVRE BRETT FAVRE BRETT OMG BRETT FAVRE OMG!"

John Madden: "Now you see, there are baseball cap guys and visor guys. Brett Favre seems like cap guy, doesn't he? I think Brett Favre is the kind of guy who would wear a baseball cap. As for a visor, I don't think Brett Favre would ever wear a visor. Brett Favre, Brett Favre is no visor guy. But Brett Favre, now Brett Favre seems like a guy who would like a good truducken."

Emmitt Smith: "Brett Favre have been a good quarterback for a very long times."

Hahaha Lmao the best part!

They should make a DVD on all of his Favre comments.
04-03-2008, 08:37 PM
dcboardr41

Re: April Fools Mock Draft

"marstc09" wrote:

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"tgorsegner" wrote:

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here are some examples of Green Bay analysis this past year:

Ron Jaworski: "OMG BRETT FAVRE BRETT FAVRE FAVRE OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG FAVRE BRETT FAVRE BRETT OMG BRETT FAVRE OMG!"

John Madden: "Now you see, there are baseball cap guys and visor guys. Brett Favre seems like cap guy, doesn't he? I think Brett Favre is the kind of guy who would wear a baseball cap. As for a visor, I don't think Brett Favre would ever wear a visor. Brett Favre, Brett Favre is no visor guy. But Brett Favre, now Brett Favre seems like a guy who would like a good truducken."

Emmitt Smith: "Brett Favre have been a good quarterback for a very long times."

Hahaha Lmao the best part!

They should make a DVD on all of his Favre comments.

dont give packers fans any ideas
04-03-2008, 09:55 PM
Red I 360

Re: April Fools Mock Draft

Does anyone know what they were referring to, when talking about the Vikes, during the Lions' "April Fools" mock draft?
04-03-2008, 10:01 PM
KrackerJack

Re: April Fools Mock Draft

"marstc09" wrote:

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"tgorsegner" wrote:

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Quote:

here are some examples of Green Bay analysis this past year:

Ron Jaworski: "OMG BRETT FAVRE BRETT FAVRE FAVRE OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG FAVRE BRETT FAVRE BRETT OMG BRETT FAVRE OMG!"

John Madden: "Now you see, there are baseball cap guys and visor guys. Brett Favre seems like cap guy, doesn't he? I think Brett Favre is the kind of guy who would wear a baseball cap. As for a visor, I don't think Brett Favre would ever wear a visor. Brett Favre, Brett Favre is no visor guy. But Brett Favre, now Brett Favre seems like a guy who would like a good truducken."

Emmitt Smith: "Brett Favre have been a good quarterback for a very long times."

Hahaha Lmao the best part!

They should make a DVD on all of his Favre comments.

There aren't enough DVDs in the world to contain all of those... ::)
04-03-2008, 10:09 PM
marstc09

Re: April Fools Mock Draft

"Red" wrote:

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Does anyone know what they were referring to, when talking about the Vikes, during the Lions' "April Fools" mock draft?

Do you not remember us not getting our pick in on time?
04-03-2008, 10:10 PM
marstc09

Re: April Fools Mock Draft

"KrackerJack" wrote:

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"marstc09" wrote:

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"tgorsegner" wrote:

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Quote:

here are some examples of Green Bay analysis this past year:

Ron Jaworski: "OMG BRETT FAVRE BRETT FAVRE FAVRE OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG FAVRE BRETT FAVRE BRETT OMG BRETT FAVRE OMG!"

John Madden: "Now you see, there are baseball cap guys and visor guys. Brett Favre seems like cap guy, doesn't he? I think Brett Favre is the kind of guy who would wear a baseball cap. As for a visor, I don't think Brett Favre would ever wear a visor. Brett Favre, Brett Favre is no visor guy. But Brett Favre, now Brett Favre seems like a guy who would like a good truducken."

Emmitt Smith: "Brett Favre have been a good quarterback for a very long times."

Hahaha Lmao the best part!

They should make a DVD on all of his Favre comments.

There aren't enough DVDs in the world to contain all of those... ::)

They could make it into a season
04-03-2008, 10:11 PM
KrackerJack

Re: April Fools Mock Draft

"marstc09" wrote:

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"KrackerJack" wrote:

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"marstc09" wrote:

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"tgorsegner" wrote:

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Quote:

here are some examples of Green Bay analysis this past year:

Ron Jaworski: "OMG BRETT FAVRE BRETT FAVRE FAVRE OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG FAVRE BRETT FAVRE BRETT OMG BRETT FAVRE OMG!"

John Madden: "Now you see, there are baseball cap guys and visor guys. Brett Favre seems like cap guy, doesn't he? I think Brett Favre is the kind of guy who would wear a baseball cap. As for a visor, I don't think Brett Favre would ever wear a visor. Brett Favre, Brett Favre is no visor guy. But Brett Favre, now Brett Favre seems like a guy who would like a good truducken."

Emmitt Smith: "Brett Favre have been a good quarterback for a very long times."

Hahaha Lmao the best part!

They should make a DVD on all of his Favre comments.

There aren't enough DVDs in the world to contain all of those... ::)

They could make it into a season

seasons
:P
04-03-2008, 10:12 PM
marstc09

Re: April Fools Mock Draft

"KrackerJack" wrote:

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"marstc09" wrote:

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"KrackerJack" wrote:

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"marstc09" wrote:

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"tgorsegner" wrote:

Quote:

Quote:

here are some examples of Green Bay analysis this past year:

Ron Jaworski: "OMG BRETT FAVRE BRETT FAVRE FAVRE OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG FAVRE BRETT FAVRE BRETT OMG BRETT FAVRE OMG!"

John Madden: "Now you see, there are baseball cap guys and visor guys. Brett Favre seems like cap guy, doesn't he? I think Brett Favre is the kind of guy who would wear a baseball cap. As for a visor, I don't think Brett Favre would ever wear a visor. Brett Favre, Brett Favre is no visor guy. But Brett Favre, now Brett Favre seems like a guy who would like a good truducken."

Emmitt Smith: "Brett Favre have been a good quarterback for a very long times."

Hahaha Lmao the best part!

They should make a DVD on all of his Favre comments.

There aren't enough DVDs in the world to contain all of those... ::)

They could make it into a season

seasons
:P

We would be dead before the seasons ended

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