Your favorite quotes?

**Bkfldviking** · 07-01-2008, 12:15 PM

O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.
Saint Augustine

**VikingMike** · 07-01-2008, 12:18 PM

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam.

George Carlin

**Bkfldviking** · 07-01-2008, 12:24 PM

I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.
Robert Benchley

**Bkfldviking** · 07-01-2008, 01:29 PM

I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image.
Stephen Hawking

**C Mac D** · 07-01-2008, 01:34 PM

"Bkfldviking" wrote:

I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image.
Stephen Hawking

Norman Mailer had a similar quote when he discussed his thoughts on God and why we're here in the Oct. 2007 edition of New York Magazine:

If youÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ll accept my notion that technology may be the most advanced, extreme, and brilliant creation of the DevilÃ¢â‚¬â€for technology, of course, does incredible thingsÃ¢â‚¬â€then you get a real sense of why some people would be more leagued with the Devil than devoted to God. Half the human universe must by now be on the side of technology.

-Norman Mailer

**C Mac D** · 07-01-2008, 01:42 PM

Maybe this world is another planet's hell.

-Aldous Huxley

**jmcdon00** · 07-01-2008, 02:13 PM

Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.
-Ben Franklin

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do.
-Ben Franklin

Do you know why they call me the Count, because I love to count. HAHAHA
-the Count

**Marrdro** · 07-01-2008, 02:34 PM

There ain't no Sundays west of Omaha.......Alfred Barker Jr

"Fats - John Wayne and the Cowboys"

**tb04512** · 07-01-2008, 02:58 PM

75% of the earth is covered by water the rest is covered by fred smoot

-Fred Smoot

**jmcdon00** · 07-01-2008, 03:00 PM

I guess I don't so much mind being old, as I mind being fat and old.
-ben franklin

Wars are not paid for in wartime, the bill comes later.
-ben franklin

We must, indeed, all hang together or, most assuredly, we shall all hang separately.
-ben franklin

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
-ben franklin