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    Are You A Redneck Jedi?

    Are You a Redneck Jedi?

    You might be a Redneck Jedi if...

    You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."

    Your Jedi robe is camouflage.

    You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud
    Light.

    At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.

    You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.

    You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.

    The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum
    skeeters.

    Wookies are offended by your B.O.

    You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you
    didn't have to wait for a commercial.

    You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.

    Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the
    dark side...it'll be a hoot."

    You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense
    electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.

    You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your
    land-speeder.

    You ever fantasized about Princess Leah wearing Daisy Duke
    shorts.

    You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get
    in through the window.

    Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the
    Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.

    You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.

    You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood
    deck.

    You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina
    scene.

    If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father . . . and your uncle."

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    Are You A Redneck Jedi?

    Just a few more goodies.


    Redneck Medical Terms

    * Artery......................The study of paintings.
    * Benign......................What you be after you be eight.
    * Bacteria....................Back door to cafeteria.
    * Barium......................What doctors do when patients die.
    * Cesarean Section............A neighborhood in Rome.
    * Catscan.....................Searching for Kitty.
    * Cauterize...................Made eye contact with her.
    * Colic.......................A sheep dog.
    * Coma........................A punctuation mark.
    * D&C.........................Where Washington is.
    * Dilate......................To live long.
    * Enema.......................Not a friend.
    * Fester......................Quicker than someone else.
    * Fibula......................A small lie.
    * Genital.....................Non-Jewish person.
    * G.I.Series..................World Series of military baseball.
    * Hangnail....................What you hang your coat on.
    * Impotent....................Distinguished, well known.
    * Labor Pain..................Getting hurt at work.
    * Medical Staff...............A Doctor's cane.
    * Morbid......................A higher offer than I bid.
    * Nitrates....................Cheaper than day rates.
    * Node........................I knew it.
    * Outpatient..................A person who has fainted.
    * Pap Smear...................A fatherhood test.
    * Pelvis......................Second cousin to Elvis.
    * Post Operative..............A letter carrier.
    * Recovery Room...............Place to do upholstery.
    * Rectum......................Darn near killed him.
    * Secretion...................Hiding something
    * Seizure.....................Roman emperor.
    * Tablet......................A small table.
    * Terminal Illness............Getting sick at the airport.
    * Tumor.......................More than one.
    * Urine.......................Opposite of you're out
    * Varicose....................Near by
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    LMAO LMAO LMAO
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    Man, Del Rio, you are ONE FUNNY DUDE!!!!!!!!!!
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    LMAO!

    Guns don t kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.

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