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    You can own Urlacher's jock

    No...really.

    http://deadspin.com/sports/auctions/taint-sweat-sold-separately-260187.php

    This auction is for an Authentic Used Brian Urlacher Athletic Supporter. The item is in used condition and has a tear in back strap from use. The item was obtained by myself as a locker room attendee. My duties included handling the teams gear, this item was discarded and replaced, and was worn during the first half of Super bowl XLI.
    =Z=

    Thanks to Josdin for the awesome sig!

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    Re: You can own Urlacher's jock

    Bores fans everywhere will probably fight for the *vomit* 'honor' of owning that one!
    They can watch games and sniff his jock while doing it...it would be like they were there in the locker room sniffing his crotch all day long.
    BANNED OR DEAD...I'LL TAKE EITHER ONE

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    Re: You can own Urlacher's jock

    The best part about this is, as of right now there has been 3 bids on it, and 2 of those bids came from a person by the name of 9thickinches.
    WTF!!!!
    Man bears fans kill me.

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    Re: You can own Urlacher's jock



    "All Day" will own Urlacher's jock on GAME DAY!!!

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    Re: You can own Urlacher's jock

    The article says the taint sweat is sold separately.
    Bummer.
    Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. Mark Twain

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    Re: You can own Urlacher's jock

    The article says the taint sweat is sold separately.
    Bummer.
    It's official my stomach is weezy

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    Re: You can own Urlacher's jock

    If it was Jessica Albas used panties, I would be all over it

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    Re: You can own Urlacher's jock

    Isn't that nice, will it lose it's value if you wash it when you get it?

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