Results 1 to 7 of 7
  1. #1
    Prophet's Avatar
    Prophet is offline Jersey Retired
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Posts
    17,388

    Yankees Bury Bernie Williams Under New Stadium For Good Luck

    [size=12pt]Yankees Bury Bernie Williams Under New Stadium For Good Luck[/size]
    April 17, 2008
    [size=1pt]Disclaimer: Take a hack saw and cut off your skull cap and stir the contents with a wooden spoon if you believed this for even a fraction of a second.[/size]

    NEW YORK—Citing a need for physical and spiritual cleansing after a Boston Red Sox fan entombed a David Ortiz jersey in the floor of the new facility, the New York Yankees buried former centerfielder Bernie Williams under 4,650 pounds of concrete Wednesday in the foundation of the new Yankee Stadium for good luck...
    Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. Mark Twain

  2. #2
    Zeus's Avatar
    Zeus is offline Jersey Retired
    Join Date
    Apr 2006
    Location
    Minnesota.
    Posts
    23,937

    Re: Yankees Bury Bernie Williams Under New Stadium For Good Luck

    "Prophet" wrote:
    [size=12pt]Yankees Bury Bernie Williams Under New Stadium For Good Luck[/size]
    April 17, 2008
    [size=1pt]Disclaimer: Take a hack saw and cut off your skull cap and stir the contents with a wooden spoon if you believed this for even a fraction of a second.[/size]

    NEW YORK—Citing a need for physical and spiritual cleansing after a Boston Red Sox fan entombed a David Ortiz jersey in the floor of the new facility, the New York Yankees buried former centerfielder Bernie Williams under 4,650 pounds of concrete Wednesday in the foundation of the new Yankee Stadium for good luck...
    When the Cubs put in a new grass field this off-season, they buried a goat, a black cat, Ron Santo's left leg, Leon Durham, Steve Garvey's testicles, Rick Reuschel, Harry Caray's disinterred corpse and Steve Bartman's walkman at various spots around the diamond.

    THIS IS OUR YEAR!

    =Z=

    Thanks to Josdin for the awesome sig!

  3. #3
    VikingMike's Avatar
    VikingMike is offline Jersey Retired
    Join Date
    Dec 1969
    Posts
    5,820

    Re: Yankees Bury Bernie Williams Under New Stadium For Good Luck

    "Prophet" wrote:
    [size=12pt]Yankees Bury Bernie Williams Under New Stadium For Good Luck[/size]
    April 17, 2008
    [size=1pt]Disclaimer: Take a hack saw and cut off your skull cap and stir the contents with a wooden spoon if you believed this for even a fraction of a second.[/size]

    NEW YORK—Citing a need for physical and spiritual cleansing after a Boston Red Sox fan entombed a David Ortiz jersey in the floor of the new facility, the New York Yankees buried former centerfielder Bernie Williams under 4,650 pounds of concrete Wednesday in the foundation of the new Yankee Stadium for good luck...

    Bad move by the Yanks...Bernie could still pinch hit.
    Any man who afflicts the human race with ideas must be prepared to see them misunderstood. - H.L. Mencken

    Come from the land of the ice and snow...

  4. #4
    VikingMike's Avatar
    VikingMike is offline Jersey Retired
    Join Date
    Dec 1969
    Posts
    5,820

    Re: Yankees Bury Bernie Williams Under New Stadium For Good Luck

    "Zeus" wrote:
    "Prophet" wrote:
    [size=12pt]Yankees Bury Bernie Williams Under New Stadium For Good Luck[/size]
    April 17, 2008
    [size=1pt]Disclaimer: Take a hack saw and cut off your skull cap and stir the contents with a wooden spoon if you believed this for even a fraction of a second.[/size]

    NEW YORK—Citing a need for physical and spiritual cleansing after a Boston Red Sox fan entombed a David Ortiz jersey in the floor of the new facility, the New York Yankees buried former centerfielder Bernie Williams under 4,650 pounds of concrete Wednesday in the foundation of the new Yankee Stadium for good luck...
    When the Cubs put in a new grass field this off-season, they buried a goat, a black cat, Ron Santo's left leg, Leon Durham, Steve Garvey's testicles, Rick Reuschel, Harry Caray's disinterred corpse and Steve Bartman's walkman at various spots around the diamond.

    THIS IS OUR YEAR!

    =Z=

    Nope, they forgot to bury something from Leo the Lip...at least his old cap. ;D
    Any man who afflicts the human race with ideas must be prepared to see them misunderstood. - H.L. Mencken

    Come from the land of the ice and snow...

  5. #5
    BadlandsVikings's Avatar
    BadlandsVikings is offline Jersey Retired
    Join Date
    Apr 2006
    Posts
    26,564

    Re: Yankees Bury Bernie Williams Under New Stadium For Good Luck

    George needs to eat more onions

  6. #6
    cajunvike's Avatar
    cajunvike is offline Jersey Retired
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Posts
    32,063

    Re: Yankees Bury Bernie Williams Under New Stadium For Good Luck

    Did they insert a couple of straws out of the concrete so that he could still breathe?
    BANNED OR DEAD...I'LL TAKE EITHER ONE

  7. #7
    dcboardr41 is offline Team Alumni
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Posts
    3,051

    Re: Yankees Bury Bernie Williams Under New Stadium For Good Luck

    poor guy, he didnt deserve to be buried under there, damn yankees FO

    Pissing on the Pack since 08'

Similar Threads

  1. Wish us good luck please!
    By NordicNed in forum The Clubhouse
    Replies: 30
    Last Post: 07-15-2009, 06:32 PM
  2. 8-1 Good luck
    By ciacbw in forum Weekly Opponent Talk
    Replies: 126
    Last Post: 12-24-2007, 09:06 AM
  3. Replies: 23
    Last Post: 01-06-2007, 02:21 PM
  4. gOOD lUCK
    By The Gap in forum Vikings Fan Forum
    Replies: 24
    Last Post: 09-16-2005, 03:59 PM
  5. Good Game and Good Luck Texans
    By Kleinsasser40 in forum Vikings Fan Forum
    Replies: 3
    Last Post: 10-11-2004, 04:55 PM

Tags for this Thread

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •