Wow....my world has been turned upside down. I just got done having a debate that forever changes my life.
I guess it turns out some people wipe their ass sitting down and some people wipe their ass standing up. The funny thing is people who do one do not realize the other technique exsists.
Jesus I'm still laughing. Frank our lead is sitting there at his desk and in comes Jesse saying he was pissed because someone opened the stall he was using while he was standing there wiping his ass. Frank flips out LOL, he's like who the fuck stands to wipe their ass it defies physics....(insert insanely funny jabs about butt cheeks and technique) then the whole office about 20 people get into a debate about wiping their assess and now it seems like we have a division between us. We are bloods and crips only sitters and standers.
I figured I'd share my new found knowledge with the world from my calculations it's about 50/50 lol