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    Re: Women Sets Fire to Husbands Willy

    This brings a whole new meaning to the term "fire crotch".


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    Re: Women Sets Fire to Husbands Willy

    Probably ruined his buzz.
    Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. Mark Twain

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    Re: Women Sets Fire to Husbands Willy

    It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this
    Maybe it was the fact he was sitting naked,
    drunk on his ass,
    and hogging the TV clicker.
    ;D


    note to self:
    Never sit naked and drunk in the same room with an ex-wife that hates your guts.
    8)

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    Re: Women Sets Fire to Husbands Willy

    "BloodyHorns82" wrote:
    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    "marstc09" wrote:
    How is this possible? How could you let someone lit your thing on fire?
    The same way Lorrena took care of John Wayne.....in his sleep.
    Yeah, but he wasn't sleeping.
    He was sitting naked sipping Vodka!
    OK, first off, who sits around naked drinking Vodka?
    He must have been trashed.
    My guess is she grabbed the Vodka, dumped it on his crotch and threw a match to it.
    Purely speculation.

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    Re: Women Sets Fire to Husbands Willy

    Hot Dog!

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    Re: Women Sets Fire to Husbands Willy

    Wienerschnitzel (Breaded Penis Cutlets)



    I LOVE THE SMELL OF VICTORY IN THE MORNING AIR.

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    Re: Women Sets Fire to Husbands Willy

    "vikingivan" wrote:
    "BloodyHorns82" wrote:
    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    "marstc09" wrote:
    How is this possible? How could you let someone lit your thing on fire?
    The same way Lorrena took care of John Wayne.....in his sleep.
    Yeah, but he wasn't sleeping.
    He was sitting naked sipping Vodka!
    OK, first off, who sits around naked drinking Vodka?
    He must have been trashed.
    My guess is she grabbed the Vodka, dumped it on his crotch and threw a match to it.
    Purely speculation.
    Sounds kind of nice to me actually...only I'd substitute the vodka for a fine whiskey.


    Not sure what my wife would think if she walked in on that though.
    ???

    I think it's safe to say she wouldn't light my testicles on fire though.

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    "vikingivan" wrote:
    OK, first off, who sits around naked drinking Vodka?...
    You're not suppose to do that?
    Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. Mark Twain

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    "BloodyHorns82" wrote:
    "vikingivan" wrote:
    "BloodyHorns82" wrote:
    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    "marstc09" wrote:
    How is this possible? How could you let someone lit your thing on fire?
    The same way Lorrena took care of John Wayne.....in his sleep.
    Yeah, but he wasn't sleeping.
    He was sitting naked sipping Vodka!
    OK, first off, who sits around naked drinking Vodka?
    He must have been trashed.
    My guess is she grabbed the Vodka, dumped it on his crotch and threw a match to it.
    Purely speculation.
    Sounds kind of nice to me actually...only I'd substitute the vodka for a fine whiskey.


    Not sure what my wife would think if she walked in on that though.
    ???

    I think it's safe to say she wouldn't light my testicles on fire though.

    There is NO substitute for Vodka.

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    "SharperImage" wrote:
    When women lose it they do the crasiest things i remeber in highschool i dumped my girlfriend an she called my parents an told her i got her pregnant. then 4 months later addmitted she was lying.. an she didnt even get in trouble cause she is a girl.. during those four months i was soo scared. i was only in the 11th grade
    lol, I would have demanded to see the positive pregnancy test as soon as she claimed it.


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