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    Women Sets Fire to Husbands Willy

    MOSCOW (Reuters) - A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said Wednesday.

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    Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict."

    The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.

    "It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."

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    When women lose it they do the crasiest things i remeber in highschool i dumped my girlfriend an she called my parents an told her i got her pregnant. then 4 months later addmitted she was lying.. an she didnt even get in trouble cause she is a girl.. during those four months i was soo scared. i was only in the 11th grade

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    Re: Women Sets Fire to Husbands Willy

    I was burning like a torch


    Owwwwwwwwww!!

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    Re: Women Sets Fire to Husbands Willy

    Fear Factor fried Peenis!! 50,000 any takers?

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    Re: Women Sets Fire to Husbands Willy

    How is this possible? How could you let someone lit your thing on fire?

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    Re: Women Sets Fire to Husbands Willy

    "marstc09" wrote:
    How is this possible? How could you let someone lit your thing on fire?
    The same way Lorrena took care of John Wayne.....in his sleep.

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    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    "marstc09" wrote:
    How is this possible? How could you let someone lit your thing on fire?
    The same way Lorrena took care of John Wayne.....in his sleep.
    Yeah, but he wasn't sleeping.
    He was sitting naked sipping Vodka!

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    Re: Women Sets Fire to Husbands Willy

    Ouch......how can a man even let this happen to him?

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    Re: Women Sets Fire to Husbands Willy

    "BloodyHorns82" wrote:
    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    "marstc09" wrote:
    How is this possible? How could you let someone lit your thing on fire?
    The same way Lorrena took care of John Wayne.....in his sleep.
    Yeah, but he wasn't sleeping.
    He was sitting naked sipping Vodka!
    you would think he would at least tried to defend himself....
    A wise man once said," Defense Wins Championships!"

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    "carta4eva" wrote:
    "BloodyHorns82" wrote:
    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    "marstc09" wrote:
    How is this possible? How could you let someone lit your thing on fire?
    The same way Lorrena took care of John Wayne.....in his sleep.
    Yeah, but he wasn't sleeping.
    He was sitting naked sipping Vodka!
    you would think he would at least tried to defend himself....
    What he was watching on tv was more important.

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    "It's not the smell, it's the burning of my penis!!!"
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