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    Women/English Dictionary

    Dictionary for Decoding Women's Personal Ads:

    40-ish ........................ 49.
    Adventurous .............. Slept with everyone.
    Athletic ...................... No breasts
    Average looking .......... Moooo.
    Beautiful .................... Pathological liar.
    Emotionally Secure ... On medication.
    Feminist .................... Fat
    Free spirit .................. Junkie
    Friendship first .......... Former slut.
    New-Age ................... Body hair in the wrong places.
    Old-Fashioned ........... No BJs.
    Open-minded ............. Desperate
    Outgoing ................... Loud and Embarrassing.
    Professional .............. Bitch
    Voluptuous ................ Very Fat
    Hugh frame ............... Hugely Fat
    Wants soul mate ....... Stalker

    WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
    1. Yes = No
    2. No = Yes
    3. Maybe = No
    4. We need = I want
    5. I am sorry - You'll be sorry
    6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
    7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
    8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
    9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
    10. You're certainly attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?

    MEN'S ENGLISH:

    1. I am hungry = I am hungry
    2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
    3. I am tired = I am tired
    4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
    5. I love you = Let's have sex now
    6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
    7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
    8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
    9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
    10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
    11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit - I'm g@y

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    Re: Women/English Dictionary

    "MensaTice" wrote:
    Dictionary for Decoding Women's Personal Ads:

    40-ish ........................ 49.
    Adventurous .............. Slept with everyone.
    Athletic ...................... No breasts
    Average looking .......... Moooo.
    Beautiful .................... Pathological liar.
    Emotionally Secure ... On medication.
    Feminist .................... Fat
    Free spirit .................. Junkie
    Friendship first .......... Former slut.
    New-Age ................... Body hair in the wrong places.
    Old-Fashioned ........... No BJs.
    Open-minded ............. Desperate
    Outgoing ................... Loud and Embarrassing.
    Professional .............. beeyatch
    Voluptuous ................ Very Fat
    Hugh frame ............... Hugely Fat
    Wants soul mate ....... Stalker
    Probably pretty close to the truth.

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    Re: Women/English Dictionary

    Not another one of these threads, I know exactly how it's going to turn out too. We already have one women thread :roll:

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    Re: Women/English Dictionary

    Sorry WBL. We're a week and a half from the super bowl, months from the draft and we have already covered every possible trade and free agent aquisition. I have given up on Daunte threads. I guess I'm just bored today.

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    Re: Women/English Dictionary

    pretty dang true. silly women why cant you just tell us what you really want
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    Re: Women/English Dictionary

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    pretty dang true. silly women why cant you just tell us what you really want
    Because if we did you wouldn't give it to us anyways so what's the point?

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    Re: Women/English Dictionary

    "WBLVikeBabe" wrote:
    "gregair13" wrote:
    pretty dang true. silly women why cant you just tell us what you really want
    Because if we did you wouldn't give it to us anyways so what's the point?
    then we would know we are doing the wrong thing instead of thinking we are doing the right thing and actually doing the wrong thing.
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    LMAO, thats funny cause its so true, great stuff.

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