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    Woman Rips Out Man's Testicle With Bare Hands

    A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.

    Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.

    She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

    Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.

    Sentencing Monti, Judge Charles James said it was "a very serious injury" and that Monti was not acting in self defense.

    The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term but "open relationship" with Monti towards the end of May last year.

    On 30 May she picked him up from a party in Crosby and went back for drinks with friends at Mr Jones's house.

    An argument ensued and Mr Jones said there was a struggle between them.

    In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard".

    "I am in no way a violent person," she said.

    He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."

    The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it.

    She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.

    In a letter to the court, Monti said she was sorry for what she had done.

    She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."

    The letter added: "I have challenged myself to explain what has happened but still I just cannot remember. This has caused much anguish to me and will for the rest of my life."
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    Re: Woman Rips Out Man's Testicle With Bare Hands

    Damn

    major people had his ball in there hand. the girl had it in her mouth and hand the friend picked it up, he had it ion his own hand, the doctors had it. damn



    Now he can only get kicked in the ball.
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    Re: Woman Rips Out Man's Testicle With Bare Hands

    That crazy bitch needs to have her tit cut off.
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    Re: Woman Rips Out Man's Testicle With Bare Hands

    "VikesFan787" wrote:
    Damn

    major people had his ball in there hand. the girl had it in her mouth and hand the friend picked it up, he had it ion his own hand, the doctors had it. damn



    Now he can only get kicked in the ball.
    that hurts more

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    Re: Woman Rips Out Man's Testicle With Bare Hands

    WOW!
    I usually say more but all I can say is WOW!

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    Re: Woman Rips Out Man's Testicle With Bare Hands

    Holy shit.

    I can see her detaching it from it's "cord" that attaches it to the mainalnd, but to actually rip it out of the sack....

    and then try to swallow it!

    WHAT!

    This bitch is psycho, way more than 2 1/2 years should be sentenced for that.

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    RK.?
    Your wife knows that move....the ole 'grab the peaches' move.
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    Re: Woman Rips Out Man's Testicle With Bare Hands


    Jesus God...
    OUCH!!

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    Re: Woman Rips Out Man's Testicle With Bare Hands

    Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances
    Isn't it usally the other way around?
    I thought woman usally got pissed for unwanted advances.

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    Re: Woman Rips Out Man's Testicle With Bare Hands

    "SnoBumMN" wrote:
    That crazy bitch needs to have her tit cut off.
    ...or her vulva.
    Tit just doesn't compare in my opinion.

    This is insane.
    Just rips it off.
    Will the name Monti be the new Bobbit.


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