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    Woman riding a donkey fights off lion with machete

    ACAPULCO, Mexico - A Mexican woman said she fought a 500-pound lion with a machete near the resort city of Acapulco and scared him away. Celsa Aleman said she and her 7-year-old niece were riding a donkey Monday along a road when the lion went after the animal's legs.

    The 35-year-old woman says she found the courage to fight the lion because she thought it would attack her niece. She hit the animal with a machete until the beast ran away. Aleman and her niece were unharmed............
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    Re: Woman riding a donkey fights off lion with machete

    I was wondering how in the hell there was a wild lion in Mexico until I saw this:

    The state government said in a statement that the lion had escaped from a private zoo owned by a former local congressman.
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    Re: Woman riding a donkey fights off lion with machete

    Now that is a woman.

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    Re: Woman riding a donkey fights off lion with machete

    "UffDaVikes" wrote:
    Now that is a woman.
    Because she is lying?
    Seems pretty far fetched to me, if a lion came at her she'd be dead. They said they captured it, let's see the machette marks on it.

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    Re: Woman riding a donkey fights off lion with machete


    Apparently she has a huge ass.
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    Re: Woman riding a donkey fights off lion with machete

    no way a woman would be able to fight of a wild lion. this lion was at a zoo, so they are not as aggressive, but still. unless this woman was a beast from the amazon, there was no lion
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